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 Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:51 am
A few days ago we were playing in Wind Ensemble when the BD cut us off and told us to start at letter G. We had only just gotten up to letter D. Everyone starts muttering thinking "Doesn't he mean letter C?" So he's about to have us start when he goes "WAit, what letter did I say?" everyone goes "G" then the BD says "Oh, um, I meant C"
Then we were taking a picture for Jazz Ensemble and for some reason the Assistant Principal was in the picture. Now most normal people say "Say cheese!" Not Mr. Ginty, he says "Ginty's hot!" and everyone is trying to stop from laughing.
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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:25 am
Clarinet Section Leader - "No one touch that...What's that called? Oh yeah, the Bells. Don't touch that or I swear...I will..." *Looks at Clarinet in hand* "I swear, I will SPEAR you with this thing!" *Shakes Clarinet*
o.O
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:03 pm
Haha. Well our band went to UMASS band day. And we were walking along the sidewalk, and there was another band behind us. There was horse crap on the sidewalk for some reason, and some kid in the band behind us was like "Detail AVOID".
It was pretty funny =]
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:11 pm
We got sidetracked after a code yellow drill thingy
Mr. E: You only have to be faster than the slowest person...If zombies were attacking I'd trip you in a heartbeat...gotta have a zombie plan.
I lol'd
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:10 pm
...I walked in on the guy I like *Trumpet* doing a pole dance with a broken stand...I juts walked right back out of the room...
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:32 pm
Last week Friday was just crazy. Our BD wasn't there so our Drum Major Brendan was our 'sub' for a while. He made us practice Sinfonia Hungarica for festival.
Well, he tried to. He kept on holding out some notes and rests at the beginning and we couldn't be serious the whole time he was there.
The first time we ran through the complete song was complete and utter failure. Brendan's expression was basically gonk .
Five seconds later, my brother plays Kirby's winning theme.
Everyone burst out laughing, and Brendan tried to make him play it after we finished every time, but my brother couldn't stop laughing every time we came to that part. He finally got it right when our BD walked in the room.
"Mr. Sitomer: Dude, what the hell was that?"
Now my brother's planning on playing it during the beginning of Dorchester the first time we play it in Concert Band.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:45 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:24 pm
Heheh... well we all started laughing for some reason at band practice (i forget why >.<)
and then our Band teacher instructor person told us that if you said the word "Cummerbund" (i think, i gots a very bad memory)
Then you would stop laughing so much... we all thought Cummerbund was a funny word, so we just couldnt stop laughing for the rest of practice
>_<
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:03 pm
I'm just so happy i could hit you * everyone in band flinches back*
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:41 pm
In band, we had a Saturday rehearsal for a competition we decided not to go to and that day will forever imprinted on my memory about band in high school. That day masking tape came out of one of drink machines that were in the girl's locker room and the person who got it said "What the hell? Why did I get this?" and then decided to wrap our only french horn player's head with the tape and push him around the campus and let him run into things or just nearly trip over them. Then, they wanted to lock him the the girls locker room, but the BD came and put a stop to that. Then, when I got back into the bandroom the seniors that were on the drumline at the time were hitting the gong to do Confucius says while everyone was coming back from lunch O_o .
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:51 pm
Ok...Our bd is always making jokes about us. (calling us ugly, saying we're stupid,calling people insults in spainsh so I can't understand him lol etc.) But it's in a friendly way. So we were practicing some song...and Mr.C was making this joke about someone that I can't remember then he said something like "God it's hot in here" And some chick in the flute section yells out "METAPAUSE!" And then a couple days ago he was conragulating the peoplez who tried out for honor band who didn't make it...and he said you were practicing selling yourselve...lol! that's not what he meant bu it was funny! And one time at this concert we did...he asked the peoplez who were trying out for honors band to stand up. when my friend sara stood up (she plays tenor sax) her neckstrap popped out of the clatch or whatever....it was funny...
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:14 pm
Once my band teacher said to us that when he was in college the all had to think of a way to quiet down the class. Well, this one guy said Shh. My band teacher and all the other college students said IT after the Sh. It was a rather amusing story, and after that all of us started to say It after someone said Sh. (LOL thats really random)
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:22 pm
Okay. We were sitting in the middle of band class and just finished playing a song. Out of nowhere our violinist exclaims (we dont have an orchestra at my school. Sigh) "My G-String broke!!" The majority of the class burst into laughter.
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:38 pm
lol. kk. the thing about our # 1 band director is that he's 5 feet, has no girlfriend, and his family deserted him.he's in love with the music for real and one day he was talking about how our othr b.d.(#2) sacraficed precious family time to be with us while he had nothing bettr to do. then he was talking about how he asked the othr b.d(#2) to goto our band camp even tho his sun had his first solo evr during that same weekend and that he said "yes". watari the band pervert said: "isn't he already married to a woman? xd
lol. another time at band camp our 3rd b.d. came in our cabin to announce lights out and my friend lisa had a perverted techno song playing on her i-pod speakers (really loudly) so when he came in the speakers screamed out push push!!!!
lol. fo shizz rofl
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:31 pm
hahaha the funniest one was one time even though im in band, my band teacher is the choir teacher too, so they were singing "Carol of the Bells" and we were gonna play along with them, and he said that the girls were singing "Diiiiiiiiing Dooooong Diiiiing Doooong" and then they had to keep ssinginng it, and at the end they had to sing "dooong" and he said "girls hold on to ur dingdongs!" and it sounded soooo hilarious hAHAHA.
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