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 Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:34 am
Granted, but you raped by a horse
I wish I wish my dad wasn't a lazy good-for-nothing.
(Thank you arterial I love you for this opportunity to corrupt your wishful thinking)
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:03 pm
Granted, but he ends up choosing "Serial Killer" as a profession and brutally murders you, then desecrates your body.
((The feeling is mutual, haha.))
I wish my computer was faster...
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:35 pm
Granted, but your dearest family member is murdered at a bar with no connection what so ever to your no faster computer
I wish I had more orange soda
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:33 am
Granted, but it's flat.
I wish I had a pony. xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:26 pm
But then the pony tramples you to death.
I wish my cat didn't have claws.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:31 pm
Granted, but now the floor is covered in nails.
I wish life didn't have so many problems.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:32 pm
Granted, but now all you do all day is stare at a wall, and eat potatoe chips.
I wish I had a kiki kitty.
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Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:01 pm
Granted but it is a furless kiki kitty
I wish I had foods I am hungry.
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:42 am
Granted, but you eat so much that you literally explode, covering your furniture and family members with mushed-together food products and stomach acid.
I wish a tour date for Projekt Revolution would be near my town like last year...
((I love being graphic! xd ))
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:26 am
Granted but they end up hating you and your frinds/family's guts and they ban you from thier concerts etc.
I wish I had a Husky, or a German Shepard.
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Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:25 pm
Granted, but one day you pet it too hard and it attacks you, ripping out your jugular vein.
I wish Kevin Smith could direct a movie that was even more epic than Clerks II.
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:35 am
Granted, but all the actors sucked ,and it was a genre you can't stand
I wish I had some yogurt
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:42 pm
Granted, but it's 11 years old.
I wish that grass was edible... (Don't ask.)
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:41 am
Granted, but the way it became edible was through genetic engineering that rendered it into a Gummy worm-like state. That's all well and good... until the sun comes up, and all the world is drowned in a state of sticky sweet goodness.
I wish I had someone to send mail art to.
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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:42 pm
"You Can't Quit Until You Try,....."
Granted, but you have to mail it entirely with your left big toe.
i wish my dog would shut up.
".....You Can't Live Until You Die,"
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