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 Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:43 pm
kicked me in a very sensitive area with those boots xp
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:39 pm
He left me for someone else crying
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:53 pm
She would never go swimming with me, claimed she was "chained" to the ground! cat_gonk
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:58 pm
rolleyes His idea of having a good time was flipping me with that tail! mad
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:58 pm
she wouldn't go anywhere without that dude
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:14 pm
always had some other chick clinging to him
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:44 pm
He tried to penetrate me with his sword
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:20 pm
she kept calling my anatomy all these weird names like sword
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 7:59 pm
he brought a date on our honeymoon
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:44 pm
Only owns pink things. Only. Ever.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:50 pm
I decided to welcome my honney home with a kiss and she ran away screaming... why? crying
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:33 pm
one night...all I heard was a chainsaw...and maniacal laughing.....I turned to see him grinning at me....a wide creepy grin...... burning_eyes
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:00 pm
That lightsaber noise gave me a headache so one day I said "it's me or the lightsaber" and he picked... the lightsaber. emo
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:07 pm
Kept passing out by trying to be creepy by writing messages in blood, but would only do it with his own blood. So not what was on the tin.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 10:38 pm
-slinks away whimpering- SHE SCARED BLOOD!!!
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