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 Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:04 pm
Violette PureHeart Teh Matthew BDSM. emo I remember when my boyfriend was kinky like that. My new one, the poor little thing (literally), just.. is terrible at sex. To the point where.. I avoid him when he is horny. D:
Oh noes D:
You should teach him then?
My ex was just..inexperienced >.>
And timid.
sad xD I hope I can. I popped his man-cherry. >>
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:07 pm
~x[chained_fairy]x~ [Necrucifer] Me sporting a JTHM shirt an a FREAKING KATANA!!
 I want me some of that cool The shirt, the sword, or what's in teh goth pants? wink
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:07 pm
The only thing wrong with Alex is that he has bad aim. o_o
He gets it eventually. xD;
I don't like intercourse anyway. As everyone knows. xD I prefer oral sex. >:3
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:08 pm
[Necrucifer] ~x[chained_fairy]x~ [Necrucifer] Me sporting a JTHM shirt an a FREAKING KATANA!!
I want me some of that cool The shirt, the sword, or what's in teh goth pants? wink PICK THREE, PICK THREEEEEEE.
You'll have more fun with it.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:08 pm
[Necrucifer] ~x[chained_fairy]x~ [Necrucifer] Me sporting a JTHM shirt an a FREAKING KATANA!!
I want me some of that cool The shirt, the sword, or what's in teh goth pants? wink All of the above xd
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:09 pm
Everyone knows that it's basically the best thing ever.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:09 pm
[Necrucifer] ~x[chained_fairy]x~ [Necrucifer] Me sporting a JTHM shirt an a FREAKING KATANA!!
I want me some of that cool The shirt, the sword, or what's in teh goth pants? wink
Why would she need whatever's in your pants when she can get some Kiri pen0r? talk2hand
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:09 pm
[Harakiri] The only thing wrong with Alex is that he has bad aim. o_o
He gets it eventually. xD;
I don't like intercourse anyway. As everyone knows. xD I prefer oral sex. >:3 And.. that's another complaint I have. T-T He is too afraid to give oral sex. But, he loves blowjobs. So, I've decided to hold out on him. It's a two way street.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:09 pm
Ugh...as much as I LOVE sex...
I haven't been laid in a year...or had a girlfriend...
I'm pathetic...
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:10 pm
Teh Matthew [Harakiri] The only thing wrong with Alex is that he has bad aim. o_o
He gets it eventually. xD;
I don't like intercourse anyway. As everyone knows. xD I prefer oral sex. >:3 And.. that's another complaint I have. T-T He is too afraid to give oral sex. But, he loves blowjobs. So, I've decided to hold out on him. It's a two way street.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:11 pm
[Necrucifer] Ugh...as much as I LOVE sex...
I haven't been laid in a year...or had a girlfriend...
I'm pathetic... Good thing it's so easy for guys to masturbate, then.
With girls you gotta do so much s**t for it to all feel good. D:
And guys usually don't know what that is.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:11 pm
[Necrucifer] Ugh...as much as I LOVE sex...
I haven't been laid in a year...or had a girlfriend...
I'm pathetic... You poor thing. emo
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:11 pm
comfortably_dumb Everyone knows that it's basically the best thing ever.
sweatdrop
xD Isn't Alex so lucky?
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:12 pm
[Harakiri] Teh Matthew [Harakiri] The only thing wrong with Alex is that he has bad aim. o_o
He gets it eventually. xD;
I don't like intercourse anyway. As everyone knows. xD I prefer oral sex. >:3 And.. that's another complaint I have. T-T He is too afraid to give oral sex. But, he loves blowjobs. So, I've decided to hold out on him. It's a two way street. Yay! And I'm someone who always returns the favor.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:12 pm
[Necrucifer] Ugh...as much as I LOVE sex...
I haven't been laid in a year...or had a girlfriend...
I'm pathetic... Hey, I've only had one boyfriend and he dumped me after 3 weeks. Didn't get any farther than kissing.
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