"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[SoulRIZer]

I told you that ninja's are always watching us from everywhere~

I'm calling from jail because I became a hipster emotion_dealwithit  

[Junipersweet]

I told you to stick to skinny jeans. The cops don't like it when you're too hip to follow the law xp .

I'm calling from jail because I lost my phone.  

[Daypaw]

I told you that nobody was going to find that punny (ba dum bum TSH)

I'm calling from jail because I had nowhere else to go.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you to go anywhere else but there!

I'm calling from jail because of my singing.  

[Daypaw]

I told you that singing in court wasn't going to fly.

I'm calling from jail because I am the walrus. I am the eggman. Koo koo ka choo.  

[MissLivingDeadGirl]

I told you Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was dangerous!


I'm calling from jail because I stole my neighbor's cat.  

[Daypaw]

I told you that the zoo is no place to get a kitty.

I'm calling from jail because I shipped my pants.  

[Most Tsundere Senpai]

I told you not to go to Fed Ex!

I'm calling from jail because I am way to white to be out doors.  

[Element_princess03]

I told you need to get some color
I'm calling from jail because I cussed at the old man down the road  

[Different...Very.]

I told you he wasn't deaf.


I'm calling from jail because I was at a protest gone wrong.  

[Elindarhya]

I told you pepper spraying cops was illegal!

I'm calling from jail because apparently it's still shoplifting if it's a thrift store.  

[AveryMary21]

I told you to find a job instead of shoplifting! Why did u shoplift in the thrift shop? It sells cheap things...

I'm calling from jail because I use C4s' to explode my last jail.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you, you just wind up back in jail.

I'm calling from jail because, Grandma got run over by a reindeer.  

[LegionTemplarus]

I told you to make sure the gate was locked!

I am calling from jail because my car was stolen, used for a bank robbery, then returned with $100,000,000 in the back seat.