"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[SoulRIZer]

I told you to practice with the mirror first~

I'm calling for jail because I though no one would know if I peed in the swimming pool  

[Chiyu Akira]

I told you the water turns blue!

I'm calling from jail because I ran my shopping cart through a display while trying to get to a sale on pop-tarts >:c  

[SoulRIZer]

I told you to stop day-dreaming while shopping- look at the mess scream

I'm calling from jail because apparently I stepped on some grass without looking at the sign. mad  

[foedace]

I told you that you should always read the signs. They're always watching. ninja

I'm calling from jail because I forgot to feed the dogs.  

[Emotionless Knight]

I told you those poor animals were starving and would drop dead if you didn't feed them correctly.
I'm calling from jail because I took a bite of my friend's cookie.  

[SoulRIZer]

I told you to keep your hands off the cookie jar.

I'm calling from jail because apparently man can't fly.  

[Emotionless Knight]

I told you that someone thought you had gone insane and tried to kill the woman below you with that silly act of yours.
I'm calling from jail because I sang the wrong song at the concert. Whoops emotion_facepalm  

[Daypaw]

I told you that it was inappropriate to go on stage uninvited. The bodyguards of the stars tend to frown on that.

I'm calling from jail because I'm watching Netflix.  

[Emotionless Knight]

I told you they set up that rule to restrict you from missing too much work!
I'm calling from jail because I got sick.  

[SoulRIZer]

Haiz I told you to go to the clinic before showing up to work today. Now the whole office is sneezing~ (yes!)

I'm calling from jail because apparently giving charcoal to rotten kids is wrong.  

[Mr Celtic Enigma]

No no no.. You put them in their stocking! Not hand it to them, silly.

I'm calling from jail because apparently, I do crazier things when I'm drunk than I expected.  

[Morrigan Skylar]

I told U not 2 drink so much...

I'm calling from jail cuz they said my Halo is cracked, I tryed 2 explain that's just the way I am....  

[SoulRIZer]

I told you people are just stubborn~!

I'm calling from jail because apparently chasing a squirrel around a park is illegal. neutral  

[Craytox]

I told you not to chase after the squirrel now we're wanted by the squirrel people!
I'm calling from jail because I impersonated Elmo.  

[Daypaw]

I told you, it's way too soon for parents to be accepting of Elmo again.

I'm calling from jail because I'm up past my bed time.