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Dilemical Epiphany

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:32 pm


Tell him to b creative cause he sucks.
 
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:33 pm


[Harakiri]
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Alex doesn't like being aggressive at all. ):

One time he laughed at me during sex. DURING IT!
Because I told him to go faster, harder, and deeper. emo

(gosh, just typing "faster, harder, deeper" embarasses me. o_O )


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SERIOUSLY. The guy that I was seeing.. I'd tell him to do that and he would just do the opposite of what I said so I just faked it so we could stop.

I like the rougher sex. It keeps me interested and excited, 'cause when we're just going slow I get all ADD during it.

comfylove
Crew


Tendara

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:34 pm


comfortably_dumb
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Alex doesn't like being aggressive at all. ):

One time he laughed at me during sex. DURING IT!
Because I told him to go faster, harder, and deeper. emo

(gosh, just typing "faster, harder, deeper" embarasses me. o_O )


_______________________
`i;`l;`y;
SERIOUSLY. The guy that I was seeing.. I'd tell him to do that and he would just do the opposite of what I said so I just faked it so we could stop.

I like the rougher sex. It keeps me interested and excited, 'cause when we're just going slow I get all ADD during it.
Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:35 pm


Maybe ask politely that you'd like something new, or some variety, and that it would make you happy.

ElDot


Tendara

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:36 pm


ElDot
Maybe ask politely that you'd like something new, or some variety, and that it would make you happy.
He's not that experienced. I don't think he knows any other way.. emo
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:36 pm


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Tuxedo Avenger

GREAT IDEA. Seriously (am I saying seriously too much? XD), I hate it when guys won't do that (lol, I sound like a woman). I think its because they're afraid XD.
Its the best way and I believe the fastest (I'm not a girl so I'm not 100% on this) to get a girl off. You DO orgasm with him, right? (sorry if I'm being too personal, this topic is kinda my forte) If not then just grab his pansy little head and shove it between your legs and say "go"
You want to pass on some tips from me to him?
-Breathe through your MOUTH.
-Tung getting tired is no excuse to stop, keep going you pansy DX
-After time, your tung will stop getting tired
-Perhaps is just me, but keep your eyes closed. Eye contact when this is happening is kind of a turn off to me neutral
-Let her put her legs where she wants, shell get off faster.
-keep your head tilted DOWN and try not to swallow too often XD

I wish you were Alex. ;_;

TELL ALEX. CALL ALEX ON THE PHONE, AND TELL HIM THAT HIS TONGUE GETTING TIRED IS NO ******** EXCUSE. D:<

o.o; He looks at me a lot when he's doing it, but I always wish he would do it like my vajayjay is the tastiest thing he's ever put his tongue on. D:<


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This is a little more touchy, you want him to be a little more "into" it, but at that same time if he gets TOO overzealous, he could hurt you DX

What I would do is just talk at him while he's doing it. If you want him to do somthing, then tell him. "harder" "faster" are words that can be used. He'll thank you in the end for making you orgasm faster thus saving his tounge some energy.

My girlfriend will tell me to do something different every now and then, and I will to her as well. It makes it much more enjoyable for both of us in the end.

Vindico


Fuji_hobo_jacket

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:37 pm


Tell him to go here and take notes.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:38 pm


Fuji_hobo_jacket
Tell him to go here and take notes.
Dr. Ruth? The lady on Between the Lions?

Tendara


comfylove
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:38 pm


Teh Matthew
comfortably_dumb
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Alex doesn't like being aggressive at all. ):

One time he laughed at me during sex. DURING IT!
Because I told him to go faster, harder, and deeper. emo

(gosh, just typing "faster, harder, deeper" embarasses me. o_O )


_______________________
`i;`l;`y;
SERIOUSLY. The guy that I was seeing.. I'd tell him to do that and he would just do the opposite of what I said so I just faked it so we could stop.

I like the rougher sex. It keeps me interested and excited, 'cause when we're just going slow I get all ADD during it.
Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave.
Yeah, well.. see. I don't want to make them feel bad. xD

Mattie. You seriously. Need a vibrator. Those are also fantastic to bring into sex. They are especially nice if you want him to go down on you and have him use that at the same time. And it's also nice for if they've had an orgasm but you haven't yet. D:<

That's why I like my Fred. He's always hard and ready to get down.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:38 pm


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comfortably_dumb
SERIOUSLY. The guy that I was seeing.. I'd tell him to do that and he would just do the opposite of what I said so I just faked it so we could stop.

I like the rougher sex. It keeps me interested and excited, 'cause when we're just going slow I get all ADD during it.
Well he did it anyway, but it made me feel like a whore when he laughed at it. xD;;
He was like '...That is the most perverted thing a girl can say.'

;___;


I like the vibrators that are like tiny and you can tape them to your clitoris. oo;;
I don't feel anything all up inside unless I press really hard.

xD; I had to change that statement above there because it felt like I would be violating ToS if I said it the way I originally typed it. xD


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Vindico

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:39 pm


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Alex doesn't like being aggressive at all. ):

One time he laughed at me during sex. DURING IT!
Because I told him to go faster, harder, and deeper. emo

(gosh, just typing "faster, harder, deeper" embarasses me. o_O )


Dude, thats not cool... if your girl tells you to do something during sex, and its something that your able to do, you DO it.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:39 pm


comfortably_dumb
Teh Matthew
comfortably_dumb
[Harakiri]
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Alex doesn't like being aggressive at all. ):

One time he laughed at me during sex. DURING IT!
Because I told him to go faster, harder, and deeper. emo

(gosh, just typing "faster, harder, deeper" embarasses me. o_O )


_______________________
`i;`l;`y;
SERIOUSLY. The guy that I was seeing.. I'd tell him to do that and he would just do the opposite of what I said so I just faked it so we could stop.

I like the rougher sex. It keeps me interested and excited, 'cause when we're just going slow I get all ADD during it.
Argh. I hope Steven doesn't do that s**t. No faking. I'll get up and leave.
Yeah, well.. see. I don't want to make them feel bad. xD

Mattie. You seriously. Need a vibrator. Those are also fantastic to bring into sex. They are especially nice if you want him to go down on you and have him use that at the same time. And it's also nice for if they've had an orgasm but you haven't yet. D:<

That's why I like my Fred. He's always hard and ready to get down.
Me either, but I'm tired of it. Sex shouldn't be a ******** chore.

Neither of us are 18, to buy one.

I want a Fred. emo

Tendara


ElDot

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:40 pm


Teh Matthew
ElDot
Maybe ask politely that you'd like something new, or some variety, and that it would make you happy.
He's not that experienced. I don't think he knows any other way.. emo

Ummm...
You can always go to YouPorn.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:40 pm


ElDot
Teh Matthew
ElDot
Maybe ask politely that you'd like something new, or some variety, and that it would make you happy.
He's not that experienced. I don't think he knows any other way.. emo

Ummm...
You can always go to YouPorn.
YouPorn? xD

Tendara


comfylove
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 11:41 pm


[Harakiri]
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comfortably_dumb
SERIOUSLY. The guy that I was seeing.. I'd tell him to do that and he would just do the opposite of what I said so I just faked it so we could stop.

I like the rougher sex. It keeps me interested and excited, 'cause when we're just going slow I get all ADD during it.
Well he did it anyway, but it made me feel like a whore when he laughed at it. xD;;
He was like '...That is the most perverted thing a girl can say.'

;___;


I like the vibrators that are like tiny and you can tape them to your clitoris. oo;;
I don't feel anything all up inside unless I press really hard.

xD; I had to change that statement above there because it felt like I would be violating ToS if I said it the way I originally typed it. xD


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It's not perverted at all. That is so ridiculous. Sometimes I can only get off when it's rough. It just depends on the mood I'm in. You need to tell Alex to be more confident and less hesitant about sex 'cause if he holds back then it's going to suck.

Oh! Pocket Rockets?! THOSE ARE GREAT FOR.. yeah. >_>; But that's really the only thing they're good for. I got one of those for my birthday, too. :B
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