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 Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 10:46 am
Spam! coming to a kitchen near you!
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 10:56 am
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 11:13 am
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:03 pm
isobel_bellamy A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. Cruel, Unusual, and necessary for me to try tommorrow morning.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:11 pm
Antiklion Ingle isobel_bellamy A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. Cruel, Unusual, and necessary for me to try tommorrow morning. *grins* me too
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:14 pm
Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:18 pm
isobel_bellamy Antiklion Ingle isobel_bellamy A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. Cruel, Unusual, and necessary for me to try tommorrow morning. *grins* me too History classes for 3 hours in the morning makes getting up very hard.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:36 pm
(tot he tune of row row row your boat)
"Roll Roll Roll a joint, twist it at the end. spark it up and take a hit then pass it to a friend."
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:38 pm
Seshomaru420 (tot he tune of row row row your boat) "Roll Roll Roll a joint, twist it at the end. spark it up and take a hit then pass it to a friend." they had that at my school too....
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 12:57 pm
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 1:10 pm
Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.
Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Computer Engineer - One who gets paid for reading this......
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:06 pm
lets talk hitchikers.. shall we? *grins*
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:13 pm
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest, except that he got caught.
Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills.
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:15 pm
Yuuko hiroshima lets talk hitchikers.. shall we? *grins* whoot! hitchhikers!! marvin you saved us! i know...wretched isnt it......
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Posted: Wed May 25, 2005 2:36 pm
And now for something completely different: A man with a stoat through his head!
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