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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:57 pm
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
-George Carlin
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:59 pm
"Plato is boring."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:03 pm
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
-George Carlin
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:08 pm
"Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay."
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:14 pm
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."
-H. P. Lovecraft
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:16 pm
"Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one."
-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:22 pm
"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."
-Anne Rice
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:07 am
"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." - Mark Twain
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Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:59 pm
"Suffocation by trashbag.
"Don't get mad. Get glad.: twisted :"
that. is. SO BAD!!! I will never look at a trash bag the same way again.....
Giant condoms.
Now you're really screwed.
I mean..... biggrin " ~ Xanak
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:38 am
"Oh My Gosh, you totally didn't do that" - someone
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:59 am
'I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs...like customs officers.' - Jack Dee.
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Posted: Tue May 09, 2006 3:54 pm
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"If you build a man on fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:19 pm
"It's a Cafe... because it has windows.." - me..
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 7:57 pm
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"Сначала удар." -Me
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