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 Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:57 pm
granted, but they're all spoiled & rotten
i wish i had an electric violin
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Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 11:24 pm
Granted, but all neighboring power plants have exploded and your only way to play it is with a noisy gas powered generator
I wish I weren't allergic to so many things
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:41 am
Granted but then you find that you don't like anything
I wish for more free time
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:47 am
Granted, but this occurs because you end up spending your life as a homeless person out on skid row.
I wish I could fall asleep more easily.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:26 am
Granted, but you find you're always falling asleep in class.
I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:09 pm
Hmmmm...I can't corrupt that! I wish I didn't have to pay taxes either!! blaugh
I wish that I could go to Vegas...I need a vacation! sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:37 am
Granted but Las Vegas is a crime filled war zone filled with diseases because nobody paid taxes so there is now no government or heath regulation. You are mugged and contract tuberculosis, but you're in Vegas, baby!
I wish the Purple Pie Man was brought back in this new Strawberry Shortcake. There's no villain in this new one!
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 7:29 am
Granted. The Purple Pie Man returns, but he has a change of heart and is now a benevolent soul.
I wish my car would never run out of gas.
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:05 pm
granted, but your car explodes from gas overload
i wish i could teleport to places eek
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Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:13 pm
granted, but your teleport screws up and you you wind up on Jupiter eek
I wish that I could get warm...we have a below zero wind chill here!! cry
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 3:39 am
Granted. You become one of the few rare people to experience spontaneous human combustion.
I wish I had a free shopping spree at a book store
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:49 am
Granted. But now you need a bigger house for all those books!
I wish I were taller.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:48 am
Granted. You grow to 7'6" and get a terrible cramp in your next from always having to duck
I wish i had furniture
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:09 am
Granted. But your beloved long-haired kitty sheds all over it.
I wish the weekends were longer.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:49 am
Granted but now the weekdays are twice as long too.
I wish there was a vaccine to prevent ALL diseases.
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