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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
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5!
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 Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:18 am
Okay, a couple more tries, and then I'm going to go eat lunch.
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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
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3!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:20 am
Money money money money...MO-NEY...although I doubt it. blaugh
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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
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12!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:25 am
"The wise Sir Bedivere was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Lancelot the Brave...Sir Galahad the Pure...and Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill...and the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of the Round Table!"
Okay, that was random. And I didn't even have to look up a word of that! mrgreen
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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
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13!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:27 am
"What, a swallow carrying a coconut?"
"Perhaps if he grips it by the husk..."
"It's not a question of where 'e grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!"
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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
1 and 13 ...
9!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:33 am
"I built this kingdom up from nothing! When I started here, all there was was swamp. All the other kings said I was DAFT to build a castle in the swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one! That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one...STAYED UP! And that's what you're gonna get, lad...the STRONGEST castle in these isles!"
Okay, it's official: I have watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail ENTIRELY too many times! I think I have at least half the movie memorized! blaugh (And no, I didn't have to look up this quote or the coconut one either, although I think I might have messed up the coconut one a little. sweatdrop )
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resonantscythe generated a random number between
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13!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:59 am
Wer wartet mit Besonnenheit
der wird belohnt zur rechten Zeit
Nun, das Warten hat ein Ende
Leiht euer Ohr einer Legende
Rammstein
Manche führen, manche folgen
Herz und Seele, Hand in Hand
Vorwärts, vorwärts, bleibt nicht stehen
Sinn und Form bekommt Verstand
Wenn die Freude traurig macht
keine Sterne in der Nacht
Bist du einsam und allein
wir sind hier, schalte ein
Rammstein
Manche führen, manche folgen
Böse Miene, gutes Spiel
Fressen und gefressen werden
Wir nehmen wenig, geben viel
Wenn ihr keine Antwort wisst
richtig ist, was richtig ist
Bist du traurig, und allein
wir sind zurück, schalte ein
Rammstein
Ein Weg,
Ein Ziel
Ein Motiv
Rammstein
Eine Richtung
Ein Gefühl
Aus Fleisch und Blut
Ein Kollektiv
Wer wartet mit Besonnenheit
der wird belohnt zur rechten Zeit
Nun, das Warten hat ein Ende
Leiht euer Ohr einer Legende
Rammstein
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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
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12!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:29 pm
Alvin: "Good heavens! What an awful thing to have happened!"
Theodore: "We know THAT, you little pipsqueak! NOW what're we gonna do?"
Simon: "I know! We'll get rid of the piano! That way, Dave'll never know!"
Alvin: "Why, Simon! That would be dishonest!"
Simon: *laughs diabolically*
--from the Alvin and the Chipmunks (duh! wink ) episode entitled "Every Chipmunk Tells a Story"
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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
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3!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:34 pm
TV Announcer (Terry Jones): "It's just past eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode."
*BOOM!*
Housewife (either John Cleese or Graham Chapman, I can't remember which one): "How'd he know it was going to do that?"
TV Announcer: "It was an inspired guess."
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:37 pm
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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
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6!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:39 pm
(John Cleese and Michael Palin are portraying two Frenchmen who are showing off their sheep airplane. They are passing a fake mustache back and forth, and only the one wearing the mustache can speak)
Michael Palin: "Mais...ou sont les bagages? Ou sont les voyageurs?...Gaspard!"
*hands mustache to John Cleese, who puts it on his own face*
John Cleese: "Merci! Les bagages! Les voyageurs! Ils sont...ici!"
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Mademoiselle Alvinette generated a random number between
1 and 13 ...
11!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:39 pm
Doing great! How are you?
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:44 pm
Mademoiselle Alvinette Doing great! How are you? doing ok, just bored... today is slow on here it seems
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:48 pm
ugh i have a aweful headache!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:17 pm
Mademoiselle Alvinette Chibi, I'm praying for your Mimi. That's your grandmother's sister, right? That's right. They think she had a small heart attack this morning, but she's already on heart medicine, so there's nothing they can really do except keep her under observation. She's doing okay, but she's still pretty weak. So, my Mimi is staying with us for a few days. We would like her to move in with us so we can take care of her, but she won't do it. It worries me having her live by herself. @Snow - Thanks and congrats! heart Btw - I LOVE the Python quotes! xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:24 pm
lilchibiusa Mademoiselle Alvinette Chibi, I'm praying for your Mimi. That's your grandmother's sister, right? That's right. They think she had a small heart attack this morning, but she's already on heart medicine, so there's nothing they can really do except keep her under observation. She's doing okay, but she's still pretty weak. So, my Mimi is staying with us for a few days. We would like her to move in with us so we can take care of her, but she won't do it. It worries me having her live by herself. @Snow - Thanks and congrats! heart Btw - I LOVE the Python quotes! xd of course that makes sense.. Ugh now knowing the sit, better, i really do hope things work out for the best. and perhaps you can persuade her into staying with you by explaining why you are worried and what not? if you haven't already that is. I found with ppl though to get them to agree or understand is a matter of how you word what you say.
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