|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:30 pm
I died due to machine gun fire that repeatedly entered my chest; well, maybe- explosive machine gun fire.
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:34 pm
I died of a hollow-tipped, .50 caliber round that entered my temporal lobe at extremely high speeds, exploding inside my skull and turning my brain matter to mush, spraying it out the other side of my skull.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:42 pm
I died becuase of the waste of energy in spraying the purple jelly out the side of your head; despite how awesome it appears.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 10:43 pm
I died after a successful insane rampage, which resulted in the death of my superior commander and the destruction of his unit's anti-air defences.
His Lieutenant (and lover) tracked me to my hideaway, where a .357 round punched a big ol' hole in my skull. Self-inflicted, and just as planned.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:08 pm
I died because the deaths in this thread are getting way too serious......
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 9:03 pm
I died becuase your all demonic and whatnot! blaugh
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:28 pm
I died of laughter because you can't spell theirs without saying THE I.R.S.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:07 pm
I died becuase I can spell both there's and they'res. blaugh
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:41 pm
I died because the Viagra made me too large & caused it to explode eek mrgreen ninja
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:09 pm
I died because that was disturbing............ eek
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:50 pm
I died because I got shoved headfirst into a portal from the Portal Gun from Portal ans it was closing... cleanest decapitation ever.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:16 pm
i died because i'm that amazing
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:18 pm
I died because fat bottomed girls make the rockin' world go round!
I died because I love Queen.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:26 pm
I died because people like you exist. I died because my sergeant could not think fast enough on his feet while grenades where being launched at my comrades and I on the battle field.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:50 pm
i died because i sliped and fell down some stairs then got up and every thing was ok then a panda bear shot me in my legs and left but that still didnt kill me then i ate somthing to try to keep my self from passing out then i feel asleep and broke the plate and shards wint into my brain and i died
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
