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 Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 6:24 pm
Grated, but it gets reeeaalllyyy old.
I wish my darn slaves mods would log on.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:34 am
Granted. They log on to tell you that they're quitting the guild.
I wish I didn't have to give a speech about carbon emissions tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:48 pm
Granted. Now your a samwich.
I wish I had a samwich.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:27 pm
Granted. But its poisonous. And there's a razor blade in it. AND its your least favorite type of "samwich".
I wish I had something new to read.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 7:42 pm
Granted. Your old book gets mad and eats you.
Wish I could spell.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:17 pm
Granted, but the words pop off the page (or computer screen) and eat chu! Oh no!
I wish I could travel to Europe over the summer.
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Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 5:50 pm
Granted, but europ becomes a monster named Elga and eats you.
I wish I could drive an icecream truck in SPACE!
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 1:13 pm
Granted, but the ice cream company neglected to give you a spacesuit........
I wish my friend was home right now instead of camping.
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:34 pm
Granted, but she randomly decides that she hates you. (Or he... sorry if I got it wrong.)
I wish I could write an essay on a book I never read.
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:20 am
Granted, but now you have to wright the same essay for every day of your life, for the rest of your life. That and it's about a dinosaur. Dinosaurs R kool.
I wish I had a pet vegetarian Dinosaur that didn't poop.
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:42 pm
Granted, but it pisses everywhere. And I mean everywhere. But I agree that dinosaurs are definitely cool.
I wish grunnies weren't so annoying.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:38 am
ERRORR! Grunnies are awsome. Your wish cannot be granted.
I wish I had something to eat right now... Five a.m. and I'm starving.
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 11:43 am
Granted. As many cement blocks to eat as you want.
I wish that contacts weren't such a pain in the a wahmbulance s
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 5:29 pm
Granted, but they're a pain in the neck instead.
I wish my neighbor's cat didn't hate me. (Seriously, I didn't do anything...)
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:03 pm
granted but now dogs hate you
i wish i could learn japanese
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