The Things You Do that you're not supposed to do.

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Jonathonn

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Well I shouldn't really sneak out at night and then stay up all day at school with no sleep >_<
Nor should I throw olives at the scene kids.
*Buy Mooooom It's so fun*

I MUST do that now. But, may I ask why olives for your ammunition?
It could be just as easily grapes, or smarties (Nevermind. Smarties are too precious)

I was eating a sandwich once, and there just happened to be olives. Since then it has been a dear tradition to me wink
It's quite amusing to see the olives stick their mounds of make up and oh so flammable hair.

 

[tisumie]

Become invisible and start cursing people out  

[Foxglow]

I waste my weekends by smoking weed and playing KOTOR and Arkham Asylum.

It doesn't feel a waste to me razz  

[Phantom of A Martyr]

What should I not do? Partake in mutual stimulation/masturbation with my girlfriend on a daily basis. I probably shouldn't use hand sanitizers to set parts of my body on fire either.  

[Whisper Gently]

Phantom of A Martyr

What should I not do? Partake in mutual stimulation/masturbation with my girlfriend on a daily basis. I probably shouldn't use hand sanitizers to set parts of my body on fire either.

What's wrong with that.

 

[Phantom of A Martyr]

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Phantom of A Martyr

What should I not do? Partake in mutual stimulation/masturbation with my girlfriend on a daily basis. I probably shouldn't use hand sanitizers to set parts of my body on fire either.

What's wrong with that.

Most would view that as..immoral behavior from a 14 year old, as well as the fact that it's in public.  

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Phantom of A Martyr

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Phantom of A Martyr

What should I not do? Partake in mutual stimulation/masturbation with my girlfriend on a daily basis. I probably shouldn't use hand sanitizers to set parts of my body on fire either.

What's wrong with that.

Most would view that as..immoral behavior from a 14 year old, as well as the fact that it's in public.

Bah.
Sex/masturbation is natural.
Just remember to wrap your willy if you go any further, this world is already overpopulated. But remember you are young and don't do anything that you'll regret.
I've done much worse in public you're fine.

 

[Phantom of A Martyr]

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Phantom of A Martyr

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Phantom of A Martyr

What should I not do? Partake in mutual stimulation/masturbation with my girlfriend on a daily basis. I probably shouldn't use hand sanitizers to set parts of my body on fire either.

What's wrong with that.

Most would view that as..immoral behavior from a 14 year old, as well as the fact that it's in public.

Bah.
Sex/masturbation is natural.
Just remember to wrap your willy if you go any further, this world is already overpopulated. But remember you are young and don't do anything that you'll regret.
I've done much worse in public you're fine.

Words I'll be sure to keep close to my heart.  

[Beautiful Propaganda]

It should probably not become a reflex to give the middle finger to whoever honks loudly at you when you ride a bike. [I HATE biking in my city.]
You also probably shouldn't stay up all night just so you can sneak to the 7-11 to buy an ice cream at dawn. [but that was so much fun.]  

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Phantom of A Martyr

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Phantom of A Martyr

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Phantom of A Martyr

What should I not do? Partake in mutual stimulation/masturbation with my girlfriend on a daily basis. I probably shouldn't use hand sanitizers to set parts of my body on fire either.

What's wrong with that.

Most would view that as..immoral behavior from a 14 year old, as well as the fact that it's in public.

Bah.
Sex/masturbation is natural.
Just remember to wrap your willy if you go any further, this world is already overpopulated. But remember you are young and don't do anything that you'll regret.
I've done much worse in public you're fine.

Words I'll be sure to keep close to my heart.

>.<

 

[Phantom of A Martyr]

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Phantom of A Martyr

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Phantom of A Martyr

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Phantom of A Martyr

What should I not do? Partake in mutual stimulation/masturbation with my girlfriend on a daily basis. I probably shouldn't use hand sanitizers to set parts of my body on fire either.

What's wrong with that.

Most would view that as..immoral behavior from a 14 year old, as well as the fact that it's in public.

Bah.
Sex/masturbation is natural.
Just remember to wrap your willy if you go any further, this world is already overpopulated. But remember you are young and don't do anything that you'll regret.
I've done much worse in public you're fine.

Words I'll be sure to keep close to my heart.

>.<

I'm sorry, I don't think that sounded as genuine as I meant it. Thank you for taking the time to offer me that advice, as well as not scolding me or anything like that. I really will remember to wrap my willy.  

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Phantom of A Martyr

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Phantom of A Martyr

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Phantom of A Martyr

Most would view that as..immoral behavior from a 14 year old, as well as the fact that it's in public.

Bah.
Sex/masturbation is natural.
Just remember to wrap your willy if you go any further, this world is already overpopulated. But remember you are young and don't do anything that you'll regret.
I've done much worse in public you're fine.

Words I'll be sure to keep close to my heart.

>.<

I'm sorry, I don't think that sounded as genuine as I meant it. Thank you for taking the time to offer me that advice, as well as not scolding me or anything like that. I really will remember to wrap my willy.

Haha No problem.

 

[Xahmen]

I am a d**k to people who post gothic poetry in this guild.
I know I shouldn't be, but it's so good to me.  

[Snuff Pixel]

Lol, I drive without a license or insurance?
I'm a total rebel. P:

 

[Lybido Alastar]

-Flirt with women whom I know have boyfriends.
-Wish death on my entire family
-Laugh at people who complain about their weight but don't do anything about it (not in front of them of course)