cats with thumbs role play.

[K-Bell Plays Quidditch]

~leans over for duet~ jack black the clown, brad pitt the quarter back, seen it all before....

i want my money back!  

[Sasayaki_Rokkugisu]

"The whole damn world is just as obsessed with who's the best dressed and who's having sex."  

[K-Bell Plays Quidditch]

who's got the money, who gets the honeys, who's kinda cute, and who's just a mess. ~plays cords on synthesizer~
ooc: where the crap did that synthesizer come from, you say? don't ask. pwnd kitty has her ways.  

[Sasayaki_Rokkugisu]

"And I still don't have the right look" ~Coughs up a guitar~  

[K-Bell Plays Quidditch]

"and i still have the same freak friends..." ~hands you shoe to use as guitar pick~ "nothing changes but the faces the names and the trends..."  

[Sasayaki_Rokkugisu]

~Pauses the song for a minute, marvels at the shoe obsessively before strumming the guitar with the shoe~ High School Never Ends!  

[K-Bell Plays Quidditch]

woottt!!!!!! that was bowling for soup's high school never ends, resang by pwnd kitteh and phantom!!!!!!! kay that was fun. ~pulls out huge package of king sized hershey bars~ AND NOW WE DINE!!!!!!!!  

[Sasayaki_Rokkugisu]

~Licks chops~ Thank god for Halloween candy!  

[K-Bell Plays Quidditch]

~five hours later and chocolate drunk~ you know who i saw yesterday? Jacob black. and i was like: that's not a lolrus, that's my wife! ~falls unconscious on floor~  

[Sasayaki_Rokkugisu]

~Laughs hysterically~ Ya know what I don't get? His last name is Black... Yet they aren't black, they're indgenes. ~Pokes you~ Hey poofy piggy lolli. Are dead? Uh- ~Falls unconscious on top of you~  

[K-Bell Plays Quidditch]

~moans, but does not regain consciousness.~  

[Sasayaki_Rokkugisu]

~Dreams about shoes~  

[K-Bell Plays Quidditch]

~claws into your dream cloud~ oooo hot pink ankle boots? who new you had such good taste? ~grabs ankle boots and leaves your dream cloud~  

[x_morphine w a r machine]

xxxxxxтэαxxxxxxxxx
тɪмэ ғσɾ тэa

тэα walked into room, sipping a cup her favorite tea, the fumes wafting up and practically giving her nose an orgasm. She stopped when she saw the two cats lying unconscious. She almost went to go get help, when тэα caught a whiff of chocolate coming off of them. ".......................Chocolate?" She walked over to Phantom and sniffed him and smiled at the smell. Aside from tea, chocolate was her favorite thing ever. тэα then began to lick Phantom's face, trying get as much of the chocolaty tast as possib;e.

 

[K-Bell Plays Quidditch]

~wakes up~ OoO you cat stealer! he's mine! ~ jumps on you` and besides, we ate all the chocolate.