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 Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:37 pm
Naree Renard Muldrake Naree Guess who gave you the undies, Renard?
How could I be so blind?I thought I totally gave it away when I asked what county you were in... Lol. And then mentioned again about my mom...
Another one.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: You Make Rock Puppy Hard.
Gift Person, I make a lot of people hard.
It's a fact of life.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:39 pm
Quote: *looks innocent* Next time I go to visit my family, I promise not to stalk you. How does that sound? That way you don't have to worry about an angry husband. Fair enough? When my mom was growing up, in Jackson Co. she didn't have a prom because it was illegal to dance at any function. Just saying, be careful. We are all so poor we might not have bail money. Damn.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:43 pm
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I want to ******** you like an animal!
I want to feel you from the inside!
I want to ******** you like an animal!
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.
Ooh, Closer.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message:
Through every forest, above the trees.
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive.
And more Closer.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:44 pm
Wow, you're lucky. xD
I forgot to post, but I got an anonymous gift and I ended up getting one of the armor from aquariums.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:44 pm
Renard Muldrake
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I want to ******** you like an animal!
I want to feel you from the inside!
I want to ******** you like an animal!
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.
Ooh, Closer.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message:
Through every forest, above the trees.
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive.
And more Closer.o____o WTF?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:45 pm
Lol i got slippers
One time, I had insomnia, so I went to take some sleeping pills, but I didn't want to wake them up
Thankyou very much <3
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:45 pm
-Tey Bby- Renard Muldrake
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I want to ******** you like an animal!
I want to feel you from the inside!
I want to ******** you like an animal!
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.
Ooh, Closer.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message:
Through every forest, above the trees.
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive.
And more Closer.o____o WTF?
It's a song.
By Nine Inch Nails.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:47 pm
Renard Muldrake -Tey Bby- Renard Muldrake
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I want to ******** you like an animal!
I want to feel you from the inside!
I want to ******** you like an animal!
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.
Ooh, Closer.
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message:
Through every forest, above the trees.
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive.
And more Closer.o____o WTF?
It's a song.
By Nine Inch Nails.I know xD
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:47 pm
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I told my psychiatrist I kept dreaming about two computer geeks. He told me I was pair o' nerd
How punny.
Okay Tey, I wasn't sure what you meant.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:51 pm
Renard Muldrake From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I told my psychiatrist I kept dreaming about two computer geeks. He told me I was pair o' nerd
How punny.
Okay Tey, I wasn't sure what you meant. o__o THAT WASNT ME. D< i only did the Yoga Porn ones scream Edit: Oh. LOL IM SLOW. MYBAD.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:52 pm
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Another pun.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:56 pm
"I wanted to be a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out."
I got a gold lighter. xD
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:01 pm
Primordial Nothing "I wanted to be a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out." I got a gold lighter. xD
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
I got an axe.
Has someone discovered some manner of mythical pun database?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:02 pm
I always feel like, Somebody's Watching me... I wonder if anyone in the Suites, will ever have privacy????
Chain of Command.
Thankyou so much <3333
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:02 pm
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I know you ate my goldfish!!! I saw the remains... Did you set him on fire?
ninja HOW DID THEY KNOW I ATE IT?
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