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 Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:10 pm
@Tsuji: *snort* rofl ...I wonder if zombies have endowment issues, and if so, what they have to do with. Brain size? Redness of eyes? lol
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:16 pm
Gangstacow This came up in a conversation I had with a friend a loooong time ago. The question was "Can you get an STD from having sex with a zombie".
Discuss:
~Whether or not you believe it possible
~If yes friggin' how exactly
~If no then why not
~A little general zombie discussion is cool too First off, I'm not sure WHY you would have sex with a zombie, and second of all I'd like to go on the record and say that I have had sex with a few people who resembled zombies and they never gave me an std... Oh wait, is ghonorrhea an STD? I always get that and the Flu mixed up...
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:28 pm
red head nell Gangstacow This came up in a conversation I had with a friend a loooong time ago. The question was "Can you get an STD from having sex with a zombie".
Discuss:
~Whether or not you believe it possible
~If yes friggin' how exactly
~If no then why not
~A little general zombie discussion is cool too First off, I'm not sure WHY you would have sex with a zombie, and second of all I'd like to go on the record and say that I have had sex with a few people who resembled zombies and they never gave me an std... Oh wait, is ghonorrhea an STD? I always get that and the Flu mixed up...You use protection, right?
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:56 pm
Protection's for squares! ;P
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:16 am
Gangstacow Protection's for squares! ;P Uh-huh; we'll see how square you are when you have a bouncing baby zombie at home from not using protection... mrgreen
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 7:19 pm
I would say yes if the zombie is a human but zombied out on drugs or something. If they are infected then yes your gonna catch it. If the zombie is not human (like you see in the movies) then no because they aren't real to start with.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 7:35 pm
Lily Starr If the zombie is not human (like you see in the movies) then no because they aren't real to start with.
Details, details... talk2hand
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 7:38 pm
Sure you can get an STD from a zombie, and you don't even have to have sex with a zombie to contract an STD from one. Zombies have blood in them, after all. And zombies drool. Both are bodily fluids that can carry STDs. Already infected humans that become zombies will be carriers, as will any zombie that consumes an infected human. Granted, if you are close enough to be touched by either bodily fluid emitted from a zombie, I doubt if contracting an STD is really your biggest concern.
I don't think zombies are even interested in sexual relations. The just like flesh and brains...and biting. Zombies like kinky feasting. But maybe there are deviants, even among zombie societies, that might want a little action in the sack before snacking. We all know sex put the S in STDs originally, so that's a no brainer.
And you have to realize that any STD a zombie carries has been zombified and does not die like a normal blood borne pathogen might. So STDs carried by zombies are much worse than the ones carried by normal humans.
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 8:40 pm
...Is "zombie society" an oxymoron? rofl
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:18 am
aretoo ...Is "zombie society" an oxymoron? rofl Yeah, they still try though, it'S just that they just seem to have bad luck and every society ends up left in shambles. Also, what did the zombie say to the prostitute? "Keep the tip."
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 1:21 pm
Thaliat Everwood I don't think zombies are even interested in sexual relations.
So maybe zombies don't need the STD talk...they need the "let's avoid getting raped by crazy necrophiliacs before we eat their spicy brains, shall we?" talk.
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 7:07 pm
Zombie chastity belts would be a good investment. Let's see those crazy necrophiliacs get past the Iron Zombie chastity belt! mrgreen
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:10 pm
Thaliat Everwood Zombie chastity belts would be a good investment. Let's see those crazy necrophiliacs get past the Iron Zombie chastity belt! mrgreen That's assuming that the "giver" was looking to put it there. Let's not forget that zombies tend to rot and have other holes in them, too... ...I just succeeded in grossing myself out... >_>
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:46 pm
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Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 10:49 pm
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