Memorable IRC Quotes! :D

[Xikrai the Risen]

This is long, but bear with me. Take not of the little string of kicks.

(13:51:20) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(13:51:52) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(13:51:52) thelife24: hello +}GTR
(13:51:52) thelife24: hello +GTR
(13:51:52) Pisces: Who's this now?
(13:52:02) Kerri: Hello thelife24. Do we know you?
(13:52:54) thelife24: no , no one know me im new here
(13:52:54) thelife24: hope to know all
(13:52:54) thelife24: im 26 m
(13:53:08) GTR: Hello "Ahmed"
(13:53:13) thelife24: hello
(13:53:27) thelife24: asl +GTR
(13:54:04) GTR: Old/Not from you/Your mom
(13:54:32) thelife24: +GTR so nice asl :)
(13:54:34) Pisces: Gorramit...
(13:55:00) GTR: Whats up DoublePenetration?
(13:55:14) thelife24: all one here know each other , im the only stranger
(13:55:25) Xikrai: are you from gaia thelife?
(13:55:28) GTR: People are strange when you're a stranger.
(13:56:01) thelife24: just tell me about asl of each one
(13:56:12) GTR: OR!
(13:56:12) GTR: no
(13:56:30) GTR: Not being mean but thats pretty ******** creepy of you
(13:56:35) Xikrai: <---90 transvestite BFE
(13:56:41) GTR: :O
(13:56:45) GTR: I never knew.
(13:56:51) GTR: That's hot.
(13:56:52) Xikrai: well, now you know
(13:57:09) GTR: The more you Know.
(13:57:09) Kerri: 666/asexual, no gender/the moon
(13:57:09) GTR: It's great to learn cause knoweldge is power
(13:57:24) Kerri: And power corrupts. 8D
(13:57:29) GTR: Absolute power corrupts absolutely
(13:57:40) thelife24: i ok , its so nice but .. i feel u are all small here under adult
(13:57:42) thelife24: true
(13:57:42) thelife24: ?
(13:57:50) GTR: No.
(13:57:54) Xikrai: ...
(13:57:56) Kerri: Oh, wait. I thought of another one. I'm 42/old stinky man/in your basement fapping off to you. :3
(13:58:11) GTR: FAPPING!
(13:58:11) GTR: WEEE!
(13:58:24) thelife24: here we couple 26 m and 19 f
(13:58:32) thelife24: f look for sweet m
(13:58:38) thelife24: and m look for sweet f
(13:58:49) GTR: I'm looking for sweet sweet hot ice cream loving.
(13:58:49) Xikrai: ....LOLWAT?!
(13:58:53) GTR: Can you provide that?
(13:59:00) GTR: Mmmmm ice cream
(13:59:02) ***Kerri can't understand what thelife is SAYING.
(13:59:22) GTR: He is saying that he is a pimp
(13:59:22) GTR: :D
(13:59:26) GTR: PIMP THAT LIFE
(13:59:36) Kerri: Ok, GTR, can you be the interpretor for me? :D
(13:59:39) GTR: K
(13:59:44) Pisces: KICK #gaiaatg thelife24
(13:59:45) thelife24: ******** u , im not pimp
(13:59:46) Xikrai: <--- 90 year old transvestite, recently retired hooker looking to settly down
(13:59:55) GTR: You're a total pimp
(13:59:55) Pisces: Well that didn't work...
(13:59:59) thelife24: im not pimp room
(14:00:06) thelife24: me why
(14:00:07) GTR: you have to make it a command.
(14:00:08) thelife24: ?/
(14:00:15) thelife24: i look for f
(14:00:19) GTR: put an exclamation mark
(14:00:21) GTR: at the start
(14:00:23) GTR: It's cool.
(14:00:25) GTR: You'll see.
(14:00:36) Pisces: !kick #gaiaatg thelife24
(14:00:37) thelife24: haha
(14:00:41) Pisces: <.<
(14:00:44) ***GTR face plam
(14:00:47) GTR: Just OP me.
(14:00:52) ***Xikrai facepalms as well
(14:00:57) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Kerri (Kerri)).
(14:01:02) GTR: Or do that.
(14:01:04) Pisces: ******** you guys.
(14:01:05) Kerri: There.
(14:01:06) Pisces: >.<
(14:01:07) Xikrai: Kerri wins the match
(14:01:11) GTR: Apparently
(14:01:15) ***Pisces dies in a hole.
(14:01:31) ***Xikrai says a few words for Double Penetration
(14:01:34) Kerri: It's ok, Pisces. xD
(14:01:36) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:01:37) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:01:44) GTR: You shold really learn how to ban people
(14:01:46) Xikrai: >.<
(14:01:48) thelife24: did any one kick me
(14:01:50) GTR: HI LIFE!
(14:01:54) Kerri: The ! commands are for Hal, remember?
(14:01:55) GTR: Whats up buddy
(14:01:59) GTR: We were just talking about you
(14:02:07) GTR: We were like "remeber that douche?"
(14:02:14) thelife24: hahah
(14:02:15) GTR: And then you came back
(14:02:18) GTR: Like magic.
(14:02:20) thelife24: sweet +GTP
(14:02:21) GTR: WE LOVE YOU
(14:02:31) Xikrai: !eightball is thelife24 from the guild?
(14:02:33) Hal: What???????? Whoever asks: is thelife24 from the guild? , must be crazy.
(14:02:33) thelife24: thx for loving me
(14:02:53) Xikrai: Hal hath spoken
(14:02:53) Kerri: I would thusly assume that thelife is NOT from the guild.
(14:02:57) GTR: So what country are you from? I'm going to say somewhere in Asia.
(14:03:11) Kerri: Indonesia?
(14:03:15) thelife24: no , im erop :)
(14:03:29) thelife24: u +GTR
(14:03:32) Kerri: *Europe ?
(14:03:39) thelife24: da
(14:03:41) GTR: I'm a Russian European.
(14:03:42) thelife24: yes
(14:03:43) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:03:46) Pisces: >.<
(14:03:47) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:03:48) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:03:50) GTR: HI
(14:03:52) GTR: Welcome back
(14:03:54) thelife24: plz no one kick
(14:03:55) GTR: Fun times
(14:04:00) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:04:02) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:04:03) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:04:05) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:04:05) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:04:06) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:04:06) Xikrai: Wow, I', actually LOLing
(14:04:07) GTR: Seriously though. If you're going to kick him just ban him
(14:04:08) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:04:09) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:04:09) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:04:10) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:04:10) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:04:11) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:04:13) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:04:13) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:04:14) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:04:15) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:04:16) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:04:17) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:04:18) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:04:19) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:04:20) GTR: THIS IS TOTALLY GOING INTO THE ******** THREAD
(14:04:24) GTR: hahahahahahahaha

 

[Sanzoskitsune]

*dies laughing* OMG THAT WAS FREAKIN GREAT! I love you guys  

[Taeryyn]

xd He just doesn't learn...  

[Erverain]

Well, he is persistent, you have to give him that.  

[Xikrai the Risen]

The rest of the story

(14:04:25) Pisces left the room (quit: Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.8/2009032609]).
(14:04:33) GTR: Hi life!
(14:04:34) thelife24: whose kick
(14:04:35) Xikrai: I really am laughing out loud
(14:04:43) GTR: Whats up buddy?
(14:04:45) thelife24: lol
(14:04:51) GTR: We're really getting to know each other.
(14:05:09) thelife24: im so happy
(14:05:12) thelife24: for this
(14:05:13) Pisces [~chatzilla@sa-3B20912B.hsd1.sc.comcast.net] entered the room.
(14:05:13) mode (+o Pisces) by ChanServ
(14:05:14) mode (+v Pisces) by Hal
(14:05:16) mode (+o GTR) by ChanServ
(14:05:19) GTR: So where are you from in europe?
(14:05:22) thelife24: one to tell me aout asl
(14:05:30) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by Pisces (Pisces)).
(14:05:33) thelife24 [thelife24@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP] entered the room.
(14:05:34) mode (+v thelife24) by Hal
(14:05:38) Pisces: >.<
(14:05:45) thelife24: whose kick
(14:05:46) mode (+b *!*@289E9F93.DEB55945.684D82D2.IP) by GTR
(14:05:48) thelife24: and how
(14:05:48) Xikrai: this is gonna be one long copy pasta
(14:05:50) thelife24: ??
(14:05:50) thelife24 left the room (Kicked by GTR (GTR)).
(14:06:15) Pisces: See, it wouldn't let me kill him...
(14:06:17) GTR: Yes it is.
(14:06:26) Pisces: I hate my life.
(14:06:27) Pisces: -_-
(14:06:34) GTR: Don;t worry about it.
(14:06:51) Pisces: Why'd it let you kill him?
(14:07:00) GTR: Because I'm cooler than you :P
(14:07:01) Pisces: Are you more op than me? XD
(14:07:03) Pisces: -_-
(14:07:04) GTR: And i know the command.
(14:07:21) Pisces: "/ban"?
(14:07:25) GTR: No.
(14:07:29) Pisces: "/killthatbitch"?
(14:07:33) GTR: No.
(14:07:37) GTR: But funny

 

[Roland Karloseth]

Pisces rubs up on Rol's inner thigh.
=3=
o.o
0.0
o_O
0.0!!!!!
XD
XD
Kals! We need an adult!
DX
LEMME RIDE YOU LIKE A YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O_O
XD
YUS!
XD
* Pisces bends over.
wha?
* Roland jumps on top
"YEE-HAW!"
* Kerri hides behind Kals
XD
[music suddenly has a bongo beat with it]
* Pisces runs like the dickens.
XD
Also, I was wondering what you were up to, Kals. :3
?me throws yoshi cookies
* Pisces eats apples, turtles, and... well... just about everything.  

[Spifflicious]

Okay, forgive the STUPIDLONG post and just read. xd It'll make your day.



[00:34] So... I want to form a terrorist organization
BUT! We can only attack PETA
XD
I'll totally join.
* Roland is totally in on attacking PETA
Do we get to shave our heads and get cool tattoos?
We should train animals to attack them!
Blow up ALL of their buildings
XD
They'd be helpless!
[00:35] HELL YES!
PERFECT!
XD
It's unanimous!
DOOO EEET!!!
We'll all shave our heads, get tattoos, and SODOMIZE ANIMALS WITH ASSAULT RIFLES > : (
Yus!
XD
Best part! I can't wait...
I mean... SODOMIZE PETA MEMBERS WITH ASSAULT RIFLES!
* Pisces calls dibs on a goat.
Oh...
PETA MEMBERSS AND ANIMALS
Well...
sad
...the yellow goat?
^_^
XD
[00:36] XD
Nah, I ate that one, dude.
oh yeah...
Then we'll take newborn babies and punt them into oncoming traffic
Because it'll be hilarious
O_O
YES!
XD
damn, that wasn't on my list...
I have a killer football leg.
YES
Pisces is our punter
biggrin
[00:37] But I'm the kind of person that goes to kick a football and sends it flying into someone's nose...
So...
Helmets!
XD
For safety!
Holy s**t.. IF we ever have an ATG meetup... there's going to have to be police supervision...
>_>
Straight up.
"I'll beat you with a baby!"
XD
XD
indeed
God, we need to organize one of those.
we do
Haha
Weren't we going to build an ATG mansion at one point?
We have to have a number of hawt Asian teenagers ( 18 + or course ) there too though...
O_O
Because if they're aren't there, nothing will satisfy me
Dude... Pancake has the best ideas.
And for that...
[00:39] At least 10 Asian Girls just for me >_>
XD
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +o Pancake by Pisces
Hats off to you, sir.
Kerri gets 15 to herself too
biggrin
XD
Cuz she's a pimp like dat
Straight up.
Hellz yes! 8D
I'm looking forward to that!
biggrin
I'm great behind a camera too.
as am I
She'll smack dem bitches around and be liek " b***h DID I TELL YOU TO STOP HAVING SEX AND EARNIN MAH MONEY!?! "
So...
XD
* Kerri will speak the only asian phrase she knows to them, them beat tehm with her pimp cane
[00:40] We'll make a new holy grail. biggrin
Helllll yeeeaaaaaah
Wait wait wait...
So let me get this straight...
The only phrase I know in Mandarin is "Stupid inbred stack of meat" 8D
Shave heads, get tattoos, sodomize peta members and animals, kill babehs, asian orgy
We're going to build an ATG mansion, have a get-together with hundreds of hot Asians, beat them, kick babies, and form a terrorist organization against PETA?
That sounds like one hell of a night if you ask me
[00:41] sounds like a plan to me!
Did I get it all?
Heavy on that last part.
YES
Nice!@
-@
Well...
HOLY s**t..
=-= Kerri is now known as Kerri-ASIANPIMP
Wow, that's the first time that's ever happened
Saverio's going to be a lawyer in the future too! So he can bail us out of trouble afterwards if we get in any?
[00:42] biggrin HELL YEAHHHH
Awesome. Awesome.
Hahahaha
BUFFLAX
Gotta love it, man.
=-= Kerri-ASIANPIMP is now known as Kerri
I wish I could dance like that...
[00:43] crying
-->| HermieKrab (~notloclon@sa-55F3EF45.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #gaiaatg
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +v HermieKrab by Hal
'Sup, Herm?
Daler Mehndi is cooler...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo
Herm, what do you plan on doing in the future, like what is your future carreer going to be?
Duke! Duke!
[00:44] I will try to be a Mechanical Engineer! 8D
YES
With caps....
* Pisces is a mechanical engineer for the Navy.
Well...
I'm getting there...
So... 8D
HE CAN BUILD US GIGANTIC ROBOT MECHS TO CRUSH ANY OPPOSITION THAT OUR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION MAY ENCOUNTER!
8D
YUS!
Yes!
OH HEEEEELL YUS
._.
[00:45] * Roland feels unimportant
Hell naahhhhh
Roland, what are you planning for your future?
!whatis roland
Hell apathy
roland is a nice dude
* Roland is gonna be a graphic designer
Roland can make everybody feel good by being a NICE DOOD!
PERFECT!
[00:46] :S
XD
o_o
* Pisces applauds the nice dood.
PROPOGANDA!
Yes!
YES!
biggrin
=D
Roland can design our web pages and calling cards that we'll leave behind whenever we blow up a peta building or sodomize an animal
YAY!
XD
YES!
Yay!
xD
...
* Pisces wraps the rat in tacky coat.
* Kerri giggles at teh ridiculousness
* Roland is gonna watch that dumb video again
* Tsuji Tsuji has concerns about animal sodomy...
[00:47] Wait, what was that about PETA and sodomy?
XD
It's always interesting coming in in the middle of a convorsation
*conversation
....
That's what she said...
XD
Beat you to it Pisces
XD
Gorrammit, Roland.
[00:48] XD
We're going to build a mansion and kill babies while have an orgy with hawt Asians, then form a terrorist organization to kill peta and sodomize animals
* Roland wins
=D
Too late to back out Hermie.. You're already enlisted to build our battle mechs that will kung fu fight
I get to be a pimp. B)
Eh, so be it
Yup, Kerri's in charge of keeping the Asian wimminz in line with her Pimp hand
[00:49] XD
Dude...
Keep your pimp hand strong
XD
This is Quote material if I ever saw it...
indeed
But...it's so huge!
Segments!
JUST LIKE MY p***s
wait... no
Yes, Pancake.
You're right.
Better than me riding Pisces like a Yoshi for sure!
Haha, I wish..
XD
O___O
[00:50] WHAT?
XD
Yoshi?
THERE WERE YOSHI RIDES AND I WASN'T INVITED?!?
AP, go look at the IRC Quotes thread.
* Roland points to the IRC quote thread
=-= YOU are now known as Blue-Yoshi
I will now look at teh thread >.>
* Blue-Yoshi is 'cause blue is pimp and can fly.
* Kerri rides the Blue Yoshi
* Blue-Yoshi runs like mad.
[00:51] biggrin
* Blue-Yoshi eats apples and shells and s**t.
Well...
Not so much s**t...
Haha
Hehe, I lol'd at the poor kickee
That'd be an interesting Mario addition..
Hermie, I was having a bad day. X_X
XD
Just wait until you start running toward a cliff... there ain't no brakes on that Yoshi.. You'll run right off
XD
saaaadaaawwsasssssad
XD
[00:52] * Blue-Yoshi fondles Roland with his excessively long tongue.
=3=
XD
>_>
[00:53] Woah... It's getting hawt in here
SEXUAL REFERANCE!
=D
TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!
XD
Kerri, bust out dem Asians,
o_o
XD
=-= YOU are now known as Pisces-nekkid
YES
=-= Roland is now known as Seksi_beast
8D
Wait... take off all my clothes?
* Kerri breaks out her horde of Asian whores. :3
* Pisces-nekkid 's balls shrivel a bit in the chilly A/C.
I've BEEN naked...
[00:54] xD
._.
biggrin ASIAN WHORES =3
Yay, "entertainment"
* Kerri sends a whore to please Pancake and tehn rob him
biggrin
*then
B)
If I ever go to Japan, I'll be arrested so fast for rape...
XD
I'll get there and be like...
[00:55] WTF?
I can't resist teh Asian wimminz, they's got dem bodies dat make me go Ooooohhhh
Where are all the big eyes?
And big boobs?
And tiny robots?
XD
Whataboutboobsnow?
XD
" WHY ISN'T ANYONE FLYING OR SHOOTING FIREBALLS?!? "
=-= Seksi_beast is now known as Luigi
8D
* Pisces-nekkid flies up in the air, gobbles up a red koopa, and shoots that s**t everywhere.
Wait!
[00:56] =-= YOU are now known as Blue-Yoshi
* Blue-Yoshi flies up in the air, gobbles up a red koopa, and shoots that s**t everywhere.
^_^
Yoshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, bitches!
You ate a koopa and spat s**t?
XD
Erm...
Yus?
Luigi's going to ride that Yoshi ALL night long..
Mmm.
Koopas are teh s**t. 8D
* Luigi actually did dress up as Luigi on two occasions last year
You can plumb my pipe any day, green boy.
<.<
"FIVE COIN LOVE YOU LOOONG TIME!"
XD
O___O
XD
[00:57] I'm not sure what's happening...
Woah... Interspecies erotica in here..
But I think it's robbing my innocence
Does anyone else have a throbbing erection?
XD
Not currently, no.
* Blue-Yoshi does.
* Luigi checks
I think that was the last of it
OH ******** ME....
fraid not
;_________;
XD
XD
TT_____TT
I CAN'T!
Dude...
OH NOOOOOOOOOO
I'm gonna have one hell of a copy pasta here...  

[invisible-weirdo]

XD
I feel sorry for Hermie, walking right into the middle of that XD  

[AlcoholicPancake]

" We're going to build an ATG mansion, have a get-together with hundreds of hot Asians, beat them, kick babies, and form a terrorist organization against PETA? "


Hahahaha, WIN.

I'm totally down with forming that Anti-PETA Terrorist group though... Seriously..  

[Roland Karloseth]

Pisces bends over?
I just need to work around it
XD
* Roland jumps on
^____^
* Pisces runs like mad.
"YEE HAW!"
* Pisces eats apples and shells and s**t.
XD
..... HAWT
XD
IT'S ALL WALMARTS FAULT!
wait.. I thought we neutered Pisces....
IT RLY IS! D:
I KNOW XD
You know what song rocks
What song?
the really cool ones?
What song what song what song?!?!?!!
See, I got bored at walmart...
I think it's called " Big a** Rock "
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I started texting Pisces...
XD
and he treatened to come where I am...
and push me in one of the carts....
.....I keep forgetting to give my number out to people here so they can text me...
and I said I would put on my luigi outfit...
and he called dibs on peach...
XD
* Pisces remembers.
and said I couldn't ride him like a yoshi!
* Pisces totally dibsed her.
XD
XD
Good times, gooood times....
BUT THEN!
you guys are awesome and dorky all at the same time
BUT
THEN
I was like, okay go ahead.
x3
XD
he was
-->| Kerri (~chatzilla@sa-7FF1FE4E.cg.shawcable.net) has joined #gaiaatg
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +o Kerri by ChanServ
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Kerri by Hal
YAY!
Maybe some rope! I've got some quality rope! Made for a guy who's devoid of hope!
hiya Kerri!
biggrin
KERRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Kerri is back
8D
WB KERRI
Kerri! biggrin
LOTSA LINESSSS!!!!
KERRI!
YOU MISSED IT!
YAY KERRI!!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What'd I miss? D:
anyway
(for kerries sake)
Hey Kerris ^.^
I was bored at walmart...
so I started texting Pisces...
x3333
He's gonna go over the whole story again....
and he treatened to come where I am...
Mhm.
XD
and push me in a cart...
* Sanzo goes to get cookie
I said I would get my luigi outfit...
* Pisces is laughins hysterically.
and he called dibs on peach...
*laughing, rather
* Roland is too
and he said I couldn't ride him like a yoshi
xD
XD
but then he said I could later
BUT THEN!!!
Awww...
XD
sad
XD
XD
bad timing boys
* Pisces dies laughing.
KERRI!
* Roland does too
XD I loves you guys
READ MY POST, GORRAMMIT!
We loves you too, Sanzo!
^_^
YAY LOVES!!
Hahaha
See?
I just put a song called " BIG a** ROCK " in a " soft rock " folder
>_>
Myes, Pisces>
*?
.....I want to meet so many people in this guild crying
We even got Pancake to stop jerkin' it long enough to laugh.
I's reading it. D:
Like me?
so anyway, the whole Yoshi thing is Walmarts fault
Like MEEEEEE?
I'm not watching porn, I'm reorganizing some stuff
I'm tripping to bad to jerk it
* Pisces forgot that's where Rol was going ith that.
XD
wait...
XD
Dude...
WALMART DOESN'T HAVE TURTLE SHELLS!
You should try jerking it on acid.
of course you Pisces! and Roland...and Kerri.. and Pancake...
THAT WOULD BE A LAME RACE!
O_O
They don't?!!
But
They have bannanas
XD
They do!
O___O
Jerking it on Acid?
* Pisces isn't Donkey Kong.
Yeah, not
It's NOT fun
......I... it.. cookie?
* Pisces is YOSHI, gorammit.
Wow...
That's the most random assortment of messages.
XD
it probably is
They have bananas. Jerking it on acid. Isn't Donkey Kong. I... it... cookie?

They wouldn't let me go over it a third time when Kals came in xd



EDIT: Later...

Kerri> Pimp? You called?
XD
O_O
XD
Asianssss!!
God...
...
* Roland just had a thought
I wish I could just post this entire night in the quotes thread.
My whores are sleeping right now, they need to be purdy to get me money. B)
Yus, ROland?
Lay it one me like a $12 hooker, mang!
*on
* Pisces fails again.
They're not those little teacup whores, are they?
teacup whores?
Like teacup chiwawas?
Well, some asians are freaking TINY....
Little teency whores?
^_^
* Pisces wins.
XD
I don't want to break them!
XD
Hoshit...
My hookers are more than $12 Pisces. And these ones are worth every penny. B)
Hafta pee.
You won't, they're sturdy girls.
I'm good to my hos. :3
* Kerri gives them dental, even.  

[Erverain]

You guys are just freaking nuts. Hilarious, but still nuts.  

[Spifflicious]

My dress white pants make me look like I have a chick's a**...
-_-
It's alright. I like big hips.
•Pisces• Hawt.
Haha, poor Pisces. xD
* Pisces dies.
[19:48] * Kerri doesn't look like she has a chick's a**. razz
is jealous of Pisces' a**.
* Pisces gives Kerri his a**.
Sweet. 8D  

[AlcoholicPancake]

[04:52] * Kerri rapes a baby with a 12 foot d***o, then crushes a small japanese village underneath her mecha-kung fu robot's foot.  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

Whoa. I've been saying quite a bit of interesting stuff lately. xD  

[124-C]

*twitches*

...


AND I MISSED IT!