Deal or no Deal!

[Limeflyer]

Ewww... Barney... cringe
No Deal.

You can speak any language (Alien or animal) but not any of humans.

 

[Crimsonhellite]

No Deal

You can have the best computer out there but you cant go on Gaia  

[KittyCat Cat Cat]

No deal.

You have the chance to have immortality but you will die if you drink coffee  

[Crimsonhellite]

Deal

You can have your way with anyone you want at any time, but in 6 years one of the ones you choose will kill you  

[KittyCat Cat Cat]

No deal!

You can get the best degrees in the world but hate your job.  

[Crimsonhellite]

Umm....no deal.

You can have/do/be anything you want once a year but you have to stomp a kitten to death in front of a little kid  

[KittyCat Cat Cat]

No!!!! I love cats!!!! NO DEAL! *growls* no one hurts the kitteh!

You have the power to go back in time, but you have to shower in ice cold water from the Antarctic every day.  

[Crimsonhellite]

Deal

You can have all the food you want for the rest of your life, buy youll always have heartburn,an upset stomach, or diarrhea and no peptobismol will help.  

[Tebasile]

...birds creep over tin roofs, like criminals with tap shoes...

.::if the worship channel is what i think it is, no deal::.

you'll be ruler of the world, but when you left the room none remembers your face

...stain the glass with windows, extortionate and cold stare...

 

[roses are forever]

No deal.


You could marry your dream mate but you can never have children  

[KittyCat Cat Cat]

Deal. I could handle no kids. There's always adoption xDDD Ahhh, loopholes.

You could go into space to see the stars and the entire universe, but you have to have 5 years of intensive learning of an alien language you can hardly make the noises of.  

[Limeflyer]

Deal

Once a day you can have what ever you want, but it will break within the hour.

 

[Crimsonhellite]

Deal

One every 3 years you are allowed to recreate a form of life but they will always be Plaid in color  

[lovely shanda]

deal it would be so fun to sell it to a scientist to see them go crazy

you can sing any song amazingly but no matter what you sing or how you sing it you only hear the wheels on the bus song as what you are singing.