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 Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:08 pm
Hey folks, I'm finally here to give you the election information you need! Forget MSNBC, CNN, or any of those stations! They're filled with partisan hacks, of course! (Of course, if you're watching Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly I can't complain)
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:10 pm
You know, Stephen, if they're not watching you already, they can't hear you tell them not to watch other channels. Can we get on with the coverage?
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:12 pm
Jon, Jon, Jon. You must have faith! Any of the good and patriotic citizens of America will be able to hear me as long as I believe they will! I am the Voice of America!
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:16 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:19 pm
Of course it is, Jon! Have I ever steered you wrong?
Anyway, onto the election! Most polls have closed along the east coast. I haven't looked at the early results yet, but I have faith that McCain is carrying all of them!
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:20 pm
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Well, I have looked at the early results. All states are still too early to call, but for the moment, with less than 15% of precincts reporting in both states, Obama is carrying Indiana, and McCain is carrying Virginia.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:22 pm
Jon, your partisan lies are so transparent. Of course Obama isn't carrying Indiana! Indiana has always been a nice, sensible red state.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:24 pm
Well it's certainly unexpected and incredible, but Indiana is actually a swing state this year. It actually has a chance to go Democrat, Stephen. If it makes you feel any better, it's 51% to 49%, so it could still easily tip the other way.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:26 pm
This is terrible, Jon! I can't believe it! Do these people have no sense of patriotism?
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:29 pm
I'm sure they're plenty patriotic, Stephen.
In other news, most places have projected McCain as the sure winner in Kentucky, and Obama has been announced as the winner in Vermont.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:31 pm
Oh, well, Vermont. We all know they're nothing but degenerates there.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:32 pm
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One last bit of news: Polls in three more midwestern states closed a couple minutes ago, at 3:30!
North Carolina and West Virginia are still too early to call, and sources say that Ohio is as yet too close to call.
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:33 pm
Hold on, hold on! Wait a minute here! That's all? Why didn't I get to announce any of the news? I thought we were co-hosts, Jon!
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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 4:34 pm
Alright, that's all for now! We'll be back later with more news!
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