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 Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:22 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:08 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2005 11:15 am
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:15 pm
Link: Bwhahahaha!!!
Dark Link: Hey, That's My Evil Laugh!
Link: Nuh-uh!
Dark Link: Uh-Huh!
Link: stare Bwhahahaha
Dark Link: mad *Beats Up Link With Bat*
Link: Ow, Ow! I Give!!!
Dark Link: Good..Maybe That Will Teach You...
Link: Teach Me What?
Dark Link: eek To Shut Up..
Link: .......
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:48 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 9:38 pm
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl LMAO!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:10 pm
rofl rofl Hahah, How Funny Is That?! lol xd xd
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Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:01 pm
Link1987 Saria: *blushing* Link have you ever wondered how koroki kids are born? Link: *smirking thinking dirtly* Yes Saria i have why dont you show me one of these days i will let you play with my mastersword. Saria: *smiles and takes his hand leading him to a private part of the Koroki forest. About 20 minutes later* And thats where we come from.*is holding a baby* Link: *twitching with his mouth dropped in horror* WE COME FROM THAT!? I THOUGHT WE........OMG!!!! TO THINK ....AHH!!! GreatDekuTree: What I bore all the koroki children from my backside. why else do you think I call you my little shits? Link: You people are all sick i cant wait for this damn adventure to happen so i can leave this sexless place.....that would explain everyones scent though.... I was wondering where all the Koroki kids came from. Man, this is funny!!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl xp
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Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:44 pm
rofl rofl rofl That is funny lol lol lol
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:23 pm
Inside the horses stable at Lon Lon Ranch (OOT)
Link: *pants heavily*
Malon: *says sing-songy* "LIIIINK! WHERE AAAARE YOOOUUUU!"
Link: *thinks* ::This woman is ******** crazy...can't believe I even said I'd marry her....ugh....::
Malon: *pops out from behind Link* "FOUND YOU!!!"
Link: "AH!!!"
Malon: *tackles Link*
Link: "DAMNIT!!! LET GO!!!"
Malon: "Nuuuuuuuuuuu....you promised to marry me!"
Link: *struggles* "IT WAS A JOKE DAMNIT!!! I WOULD NEVER MARRY YOU!!!"
Malon: *lets go as her eyes widen* "What?"
Link: "I was lying...................I'm only a kid anyways...."
Malon: *begins to cry softly* "But...But...I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!! WAHHH!!!
Link: *sweat* "Um....uh....there there Malon..." *tries to comfort her* "Uh...it'll be okay..."
Malon: *sudden change in emotion* "You JERK!!!!" *grabs a pitchfork used to move the horses hay* "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
Link: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" *runs out the door and runs towards the horses and runs around the pin in which they are held in*
Malon: *runs after him* "GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!!!"
Talon: *stares and laughs* "Kids and the way they play these days..."
Ingo: "Yep..." *stares*
Malon: LIIIIIIINK!!!!!!!!
Link: DON'T KILL ME!!!! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:09 pm
hows this?:
(fighting ganon final awaken and sword flies out fire circle)
*navi*" umm zelda will you pass him back his sword b4 he die's?...stupid.
*zelda*"gasp,what do i do *stares at sword*
*navi*"give him the sword!!!!hey!!!
*zelda*"no i refuse!"
*link* leave her alone navi!she can stand there,gasping and be slow its cute and her nature(blonde).
*navi* neutral ummm yeah but you were raised be teh smartest thing ever...*the deku tree*
*link* "im out damn im blonde but im smart".
*zelda*"gasp"....you are?your blonde?..
*navi*"urrgghhhh idiot!!! "sprays zelda with poison gas.
*link*what are you guys doing?...
*navi*i realized the secret to the song of zelda's lullaby..."duummm duummm duummm dum dum!"
*ganon*-starts crumbling "noo i was cursed to ever hear me called dum with that song i shall wither down deep sulky with my soul for everything falls to bits even me (literely crumbling).....mwah mwah *lucky ive got back-up power (shows light triforce).
*link*-your dum ganon dum! dum! dum! dum! dum!
*grabs big board n pen outta pack ...writesbig letters !dum! haha
*navi*id go over there and finish you off if you didnt look half dead already!
(ganon) crumbles once more and dies ....
*link*"oh noo blonde is dead,.... i mean zelda!crap that whole journey for nothing "
*navi*"what do you mean that whole journey for nothing i thought that you were in this for the people of hyrule
*link* you kidding the great deku tree taught me to never miss the opertunity , too get layed and kinda helped me out on thid one unfortunatly........"
*navi*"hey...you sick basterd ..what about romani?....the end
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