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 Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:42 am
I pick up the marble.
"Hmm... wonder what would happen if I..." A song comes to mind from the show Home Movies...
"Don't put marbles in your nose! Put them in there -- Do not put them in there!"
I stick the marble up my nose, & a spirit comes out of the marble, takes over my brain & has me jump over a cliff while singing the song "Don't put marbles in your nose! Put them in there-- Do not put them in there!"
I drop a big orange bucket.
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:30 pm
I pick up the orange bucket and for some reason I put it on my head and I run into a tree and a fall down a mountain and I die by the time I reach the bottom.
I drop a mouse
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:46 pm
i try to pick up the mouse, but it escapes from my hands. it runs away and i chase after it. this goes on for three days. eventually i die of exhaustion.
i drop a waffle iron.
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:05 pm
I pick up the waffle iron and make waffles but I didn't know any waffles from this iron is deadly. So I eat the waffles, and die from poison from the waffle iron.
I drop a $100.00 dollars.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:38 am
I pick up the $100 while a hobo does too. We get into a fight, and I end up sitting on the hobo's face. Then Batman comes along, thinking I'm just fighting with a hobo, knocks me out. He drops me in a lake, and I drown.
I dropped a butterfly.
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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:36 pm
I pick up the living butterfly, holding it carefully in my hands. The butterfly reminds me of a game called "Push hands" that we learned (& play often) in my Tai Chi class. I grab a friend, & we place the butterfly in between our right wrists, while grabbing each other's left elbows. We begin to move our arms in a circular motion, pushing back & forth on each other. The idea is to keep the butterfly where it is by keeping our wrists close together, while also keeping the butterfly alive, so our wrists can't touch.
We begin to play our Tai Chi when she loses her focus & accidentally squishes a butterfly.
Seeing what happened, she starts crying & hits me in the head with a frying pan out of frustration. She hits me so hard that I am knocked unconscious, & as my head hits the ground, I begin to bleed & eventually die of my injuries.
I drop a mah-jong board.
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:55 am
i pick up teh mah jong board and attempt to play get frustrated an start hitting my self in teh head,fracturing it in teh process and die of internal bleeding.
i drop a fingernail clipping
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:36 am
((Ew...))
I pick up the toenail clipping. I am with a friend, & she dares me to eat it, telling me that she'll give me $1000 if I do. Who doesn't want $1000? So I stick it in my mouth & swallow.
Then, a car comes speeding around the corner. They are going so fast that they swerve off the road & hit my friend & I. We both die immediately.
I drop a basketball.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:59 pm
Get Basketball.
As I am getting the basketball, bunch of basketball players come out of nowhere and wanna play. I challenge them and we start to play. I jump towards that basket and Dracula swoops me away *AAHHH* and then the dummy drops me and I land on a random street and get ran over by a heard of aleins. And I Die.
I drop a wooden Lion.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:27 pm
I pick up the wooden lion just in time for it to come to life & attack me. I'm laying there, trying to fend off the lion when a wooden zebra runs by. The lion is suddenly confused. The zebra is bigger & would taste better, but I'm already half dead. Suddenly, a hunter comes out of nowhere. He aims for the lion, but misses & hits me instead. I die instantly, & the lion decides to chase after the zebra instead, so he can escape the hunter.
I drop a laser pointer.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:04 pm
i pick up the laser pointer and attempt to do laser eye surgery on myself figuring it would be cheaper. my eyes soon start to hurt like hell and i run around screaming until i hit a wall so hard my skull cracks open and i die of severe bleeding and major brain damage.
i drop a voodoo doll making kit
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:58 pm
I pick up the voodoo doll making kit, thinking it's just a doll making kit. For kicks, I make a doll that strongly resembles me. I accidentally p***k my finger while sewing up the last bit. I'm so shocked by the p***k that I drop the doll (which now has my blood on it) just in time for a bicyclist to run it over. My internal organs are crushed by my broken bones. There is no way to save me.
I drop a fly swatter.
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:56 pm
I pick up the fly swatter and beats FaithBlack2001's body with it and the fly swatter makes a big flash of light and she comes back to life and kicks me into the street and I get hit by a semi. and i die.
I drop a guinea pig stuffed animal.
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:39 pm
i pick up the guinea pig stuffed animal and play with it. and then a real guinea comes by and thinking it's an actual guinea pig falls in love with it. the guinea pig wants to take away the stuffed animal but i refuse and suddenly it gets mad and starts foaming at the mouth then it attacks me. the guinea pig takes the stuffed animal away and i die of rabies.
i drop a gaia cash card
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