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Okay, so I have to share this dream that my hubby told me about today. xd

Apparently, in his dream he had made himself a delicious iced coffee, with whipped cream and caramel. He was about to take a drink when he noticed a little something green inside it. He pulled it out and found... a spinach leaf! So he keeps digging, and finds more!
So he goes to the kitchen sink, continually extracting spinach leaves from his coffee until the sink is overflowing with them.
And that's all he remembers.
rofl

Maybe it has something to do with having a vegetarian wife? XD

Hahahaha!! Hmm... You know, I don't think we've ever actually HAD soylent greens. Unless he tapped into the great unconsciousness somehow, I don't think he'd even know what they looked like. ninja

Next time you see him, Jess, you should tell him that a golden condom made from the finest of materials from the top of Mt. Everest, and materials from Uranus will be required if he's going to do anything to you. Tell him, that otherwise, you'll plant a bomb on his groin and tie his arms up so he can't do anything about it. biggrin That'll shut him up.

Ooh ooh ooh!! Sounds like a native american spirit guide!
Trust me if you actually find yours you're one lucky person! 3nodding

Actually, while I was in Army training, an old Cherokee woman and an old warrior came to me. First they called me their "lost grandchild" and told me to take up my new name and thus, accept who I was born to be. They told me I would not be alone. That was when I met my spirit guardian, a pale female wolf with fire in her fur.

I finally asked someone about the Dark Wolf. Turns out I'm probably having precognative visions about my soul mate. The dark male wolf is the perfect counterpart to the pale female.

What're you talking about? Opposites attract!

Dreamwise, I had one last night where I was one of the guys in Dethlok and one of the main characters (I can't remember their names...) was with me. There were all these zombies everywhere and this truck drove up trying to contact people on the radio. The guy I was with, the one with the long black hair, climbed into the truck and I responded on the radio while I tried getting some stuff packed to tell him that we were gonna find some kid in awhile. And we just argued over the radio through the guy who had it. It was weird o.O

devils on spring shoes......

it was scary....

Wow, really? Here's my dream.

I was in this house. With like, 5 other people. Three women, two guys, so it was even. We were all buddies, I guess, just hanging out or something. This part lasted like, 3 days. Mostly just like a little life, you know the deal.

Anyway, I went to sleep at like, 4 in the morning on the edge of this bed. I was talking to three of these older guys that I guess were the owners. And then I woke up, and it was pitch black darkness and I was trapped in a comforter. My friend helps me get out of it, and I look to my side, and there's three dead bodies right around me - the owners. We were freaking out. I got out of bed, and then they began to come back to life. I was like, "OH ******** THIS s**t!" and told her to run, and bolted out of the room.

We ran to the living room and tried to turn on the power. But it was kind of like one of those haunted house ambiences. All the clocks had changed their times so we couldn't tell what time it was. The doors were all locked. I was like, "******** THIS s**t I WANT OUT!" And two of the zombies came in the room and took their masks off and asked if I really wanted to give up the money - they were the owners. I started cussing at them for doing that to me, and they let me, and the rest of us who didn't know what was going on, out the door.

After I left that house, I was in the middle of a suburban area. Very suburban. I went off to my friend's house. And they were all fishing in their moat. Enormous fish jumping out of there. I fished for a little bit in those clear waters. Caught a huge tube. Tried catching these weird-looking sharkfish, but they refused to touch the bait. And then, zombies started coming out of nowhere. We re-armed with AR-15 assault rifles and went our separate ways. I ran back to the house I was at originally. And shot a clip around the zombies in there. Opened the back door, shot some that came in, then closed it. Opened a window, saw that the horror house thing had commenced.

So I looked at the owners and yelled at them. "Why do they get to get attacked right away, while we had three days to get comfortable and acquainted" and all that. So they turned on the lights, fixed everything and such, and hid the masks. So I shut the window.

For some reason here, I got stuck in a dungeon crawler game. And started trying to fight monsters exploring these sewers. There was some sort of fish boss involving all these electric doors, and such. I hit it with rocks from a slingshot and it died in like, two hits. It was kind of funny. Took the key, and then got arrested by some medieval policemen who wanted something, I guess. I got stuck in this mansion watching a movie called "The Secret Treasure" or something, and then the guy who arrested me started to talk to me.

He told me to go get his daughter from her bedroom. And I went in, and started exploring around. I managed to open up three secret rooms, one that had some sort of South Park character sleeping in it, another that I don't remember its contents, and one hallway leading to an extremely blue room, with a grail at the end. The daughter came out and shushed me, then shut the doors and took me into this auditorium. There were a bunch of people there....And for some reason, mascots. The Hamburger Helper glove and Bruno from the Ohio State Buckeyes, I remember. This military general, who looked like Eddie Murphey, was telling us to repeat after him and he just started making weirdo noises. I sat down in the auditorium, and for some reason this one girl was wearing my dad's jacket. I asked her why she had my jacket, and she's like, "Oh...Sorry..." And started to take it off. I told her it was fine. Then for some reason she leaned across the aisle onto my shoulder. Might've been Claire, I don't know.

Then I got up a little while later, and went back to the daughter, who was in a white dress and freaking out. Grabbed me by hand and dragged me down to the big blue room. It was like a God's Chambers in there. Enormous, boxy room you could say - the one bit of land was suspended above a sky-blue ocean. The rest was just blue sky all around. Even the room I just came from - the only break being the entrance, which was just a tiny light. At the end of the hallway, where the grail was, it was gone. She started crying, for some reason, and she started trying to comfort me. I think she demanded of me to go live with her out in the middle of nowhere in three different locations. I don't know exactly what happened, but we fast forwarded in time, and here's where it gets a little fuzzy.

There was some people arguing over the invention of plasma swords being useful. Then nuclear bombs being developed for use in space. And then a war between an empire and renegades who refused to surrender. A message said something about grabbing your "Saint Michelles" and "Saint Tiffanies" if you were a woman, which meant your chastity belts and morals or something like that. All I remember was a red book. I made some sort of comment to the renegade officer in charge of me, and I woke up.