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 Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:46 am
the fuhrer was pissed off at Tom and written a threat about going back in time and killing Tom's grandparents . . .
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:01 am
...but the Fuhrer quickly changed his mind about that threat, for he had fallen madly in love with...
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:24 pm
...Gollum, who had been looking for Satan to relay an extremely important message from Walt Disney. The message was....
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:58 am
...completely about an upcoming Disney film which would star Satan, a misguided, misunderstood, teenager who drove a motorcycle around town. But Gollum was taken by surprise as....
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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:24 am
... The news came to pass that Disney had denied the movie idea. Gollum knew there was only one other option...
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:50 pm
........he would dig up the grave of Walt Disney and hold the corpse hostage.........
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:58 pm
He then threatened the Grim Reaper and Disney that if the movie didn't enter production within 7 days, he would...
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:07 am
unleash an army of Britney Spears' upon the populace! Grim and Disney had no choice but to...
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Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:47 pm
......call Michael Jackson who would............
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 12:23 am
...use his mighty dance powers to summon an army unlike any other in the entire universe, it was comprised of the most dangerous dancing, screaming, groping, coordinated, well-dressed....
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 3:04 pm
... chimpanzees. They advanced until...
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:54 pm
........Hitler smooched Gollum smack on the lips in front of everyone.............
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:45 am
....the secret was out. Layla, satan, reaper, walt disney, and tom looked in surprise until one of them took out the....
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:43 pm
... lights. After a mass rustling of noises, the lights returned and Hitler and Gollum were gone. They took with them...
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Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:31 pm
.........everone's clothes. Somehow during that brief instant the lights were off, Hitler and Gollum managed to strip everyone naked and take their clothing. Layla, satan, reaper, walt disney, and tom simply ...............
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