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 Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 4:23 pm
Ahahaha This just made my day! blaugh
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Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:48 pm
Meh as a pansexual Catholic...I'm not offended. I found it rather amusing comrade. Stillll I am not fighting for gay marriage, but fair civil unions. I am not yet ready for the civil unions to come across, clarification of the equation between civil unions and marriage must be made for me. Cause hell I am not forcing my priest to be so pissed as to marry me when really I'm just doing it for the benefits anyway.
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Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:19 pm
That's so wrong sweatdrop yet so funny. I don't whether to laugh or protest but some it does go way too far eek
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:12 pm
It's fine!!! How is God suppposed to ignore something that HE CREATED?! I'm not even religious and here I am talking crap... (sorry to those who are) but still! You are gonna get jumped, or whoever said that should get shot!!! And besides, why is it that two people who hate each other can get married, but yet, two gay people who love each other can't? (thx family guy)
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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 4:29 pm
I've heard it before. Very funny.
Although, people should stop using eleven as some sort of a defense. That law, along with other silly ones, were in the Old Testament, which according to the New Testament, has been overwritten. wink
But yeah, lot's of silly stuffs in the world. America is just good at it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:11 pm
Lenre Li 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
11. Gay marriage is a sin according to the Bible, as well as shrimp, which as Americans living under a theocracy we should strictly follow. That is why there are no Long John Silver's or Red Lobsters in America.
And no, I did not make this, but it's soo true! xd
Even though I'm not American, it's still tragically true... :3
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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:50 am
AIRanimechiic you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids
It's just a bit of fun at homophobic's stupid attempts at justifying their backward belief that homosexuality is wrong... confused
Completely satrical, however. I'm pretty sure some homophobe's reasons are much more insane. *shrugs* Go shout at them for believing this s**t, not me.
[And, no. I didn't make this. I just posted it for everyone to enjoy.]
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:25 pm
This is great. I think you nailed every stupid opinion people have against gay marriage. rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:35 pm
Aimee Oto It's fine!!! How is God suppposed to ignore something that HE CREATED?! I'm not even religious and here I am talking crap... (sorry to those who are) but still! You are gonna get jumped, or whoever said that should get shot!!! And besides, why is it that two people who hate each other can get married, but yet, two gay people who love each other can't? (thx family guy) Hahaha! Yes, good point. But what I'm laughing at is the fact that you can support your point with a scenario from Family Guy. It's not bad or anything it's just...I've never seen enough of Family Guy to notice the philosophy in it. Who knew?
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:58 pm
OHHHHHHHH so true. heart This is totally amazing.
I still don't get why people can't just shut up alreay and stop being homophobes.
WE get it.
P.S. Luv the fine print.
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:43 pm
AIRanimechiic you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids "Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."
rofl Looks like someone can't detect sarcasm, eh?
- Oscar Wilde.
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Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 7:06 am
Lenre Li AIRanimechiic you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids
It's just a bit of fun at homophobic's stupid attempts at justifying their backward belief that homosexuality is wrong... confused
Completely satrical, however. I'm pretty sure some homophobe's reasons are much more insane. *shrugs* Go shout at them for believing this s**t, not me.
[And, no. I didn't make this. I just posted it for everyone to enjoy.]
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:02 pm
S a f f r o n S u g a r AIRanimechiic you BETTER not have made this!!! scream i SO disagree with ALL of those. for one thing. having straight parents do not guarantee straight kids "Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."
rofl Looks like someone can't detect sarcasm, eh?
- Oscar Wilde.
In disguise
Looking for his eyes? Apparently the [SATIRE] tag went unnoticed.
Hey, have you seen the rain man
Looking to the sky
Begging for sunlight?
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:29 pm
Numbers 4 and 5...xD Yup.
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:00 am
That was HILARIOUS!!! I personally support gay marriage and it saddens me to realize that many of those excuses have been used when people tell me why gay marriage should not be legalized! Though i think that if some of them heard this, they would be forced to consider their infallable logic, even if most label it stupid and false.
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