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A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.

"How can I get to the other side of the river?" she shouts loudly.

The other blonde replied "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!"

blaugh
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Blow in her ear.

scream I'd be offended if someone tried this on me

Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Here's a dumb blonde joke, followed by a Chuck Norrisoke, and then a dirty joke (yes, I am awesome):

Once there were three escaped women convicts running from their prison, one blode, one brunette, and one a red-head. They found a farm, and they ran into the barn and hid in some old sacks. The farmer had heard noise, so not long after, he came into the barn with his gun.
He poked the sacks, some of which held the convicts. When he poked the brunette, she went "Mew! Mew!". The farmer figured that some of the noise must have been a stray cat that wandered in and his in a sack, so he left the sack (and the brunette) alone.
Next, he poked the red-head's sack. She went "Woof! Woof!". Again, the farmer decided that the sack held a stray animal, and the convict ended up being saved.
Finally, he poked the sack with the blode convict in it. He realized it was an escapee from the nearby prison, and he took her into his house at gun point, called the police, and she ended up going back.
The reason? When he poked the sack, he heard someone go "Potato! Potato!"

Bin Laden isn't hiding from Americans. He's hiding from Chuck Norris, because he said he sucked. (yeah, that isn't too funny? The best joke follows...)

One a man, his wife, and their seven children were waiting at a bus stop. An old man with a cane was also waiting.
When the bus got there, there were only eight seats. They decided that the husband and old man would wait for the next bus, so the wife and seven children got the seats.
As the two men waited for the next bus, the one with the cane began to tap it against the ground. The cane was loud, so the other man got more and more annoyed. Eventually, he said "Look, if you put a rubber cap on that stick, it wouldn't be so annoying!"
The one with the cane glared at him and said "Well, if you'd put a rubber cap on YOUR stick, we'd be on the bus right now, so shut it!"

so a priest, a minister, and a rabbi won a prize in a golf tournament.
They're trying to decide how much to give to charity.

The Priest says "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money way up in the air and whatever lands in the circle, we'll give to charity"

The Minister says "We'll draw a cirlce on the ground, throw the money way up in the air, and whatever lands outside the circle, we'll give to charity"

The Rabbi says " You guys have it all wrong. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever god wants, he keeps!"

taken from the movie Short Circuit