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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:54 pm
Time travel? Surely you jest. Lazyness, lack of internet, depression, a lack of free time, and a longing for cats is a much more likely scenarion for out time off.
Or me and Bessie went on Spring Break. You might of seen us on MTV.The Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Blue blue. I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II. After managing not to get totally sloshed, and after defeating the latest cast of "Road Rules" in a fight to the death. Obviously we won, but our companion Mr. Tackleford had to be sacrificed in the process.
This week's winner happens to be Ness The Homicidal Bum. We probably wouldn't have lost Tackleford if we'd taken THAT guy. You heard it you silly murderous lunatic. Enjoy petting a cow named Bessie.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:04 pm
Wonderful Thursday. Ness didn't make it to the party it seems, but only because Launcher is a jerk.The Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Blue blue. I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II. This week, we honor Mirakki. Come on down because sleep time is over. PET TIME IS NOW! To the point? Yeah. Mirakki time.
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:37 pm
"Mirakki time? I could be the next MC Hammer. "
Mirakki got to the point a stroked the cows head.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:26 pm
Hey kids. Cowday returns as Batman does... by crashing through the skylight. That's how it is. Take it Bessie.The Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Take what? A break? Your money? Anyhow, this week (bloo bloo) the winner is our very own Launcher! Congrats, I suppose. Pff. Launcher won? That jerk? Whatever.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:52 pm
Gratz Launcher, I guess. (^_^)
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:36 am
I didn't wait till the last possible minute to get my pet on Bessie, you know I'd nevah forget about ya. Your as silky smooth as the milk you provide.
*pets Bessie's back whilst thinking about dairy products*
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:59 pm
Cowday arrives. Victory goes to a card. A shovel? What? This card must be wrong.
The Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. I am the Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II. This week the privilege of cow petting goes to Spade Sanosuke. Extra sugar, extra salt, extra oil, and msg. Enjoy. What you say? Spade's a person? Oh. All right then. Come on down.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:52 pm
A late Cowday update. Launcher has a secret, if he doesn't pm you win you win, he's checking if you check the guild. It's sneaky.
The Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. I am the Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II. If there's one confident favored family member of a fruit, it's Pride Of The Peaches! Come on down and pet! I love peaches. ^_^
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 4:58 pm
Like I said last week, when you don't get that PM, you're being tested. But its okay because Launcher fails a lot of guild related tests.
The Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. I am the Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II. The mothers of bryons have been selected for their ability to mu multiple and singular! Come and pet the Bessie. Ah, maternity.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:02 am
Hey Kid. Last minute update, or a late one!
The Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Hey Bryon. You get a chance to redeem yourself. Through the technicality of posting on Thursday itself, you won again. I'll pm you this time.
ninja
Anyhow, get your pet on. Now win. Win hard.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 7:13 pm
Cool pets Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II blue blue
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Posted: Thu May 31, 2007 4:54 pm
Hey kids. Welcome to a Cowday double shot. 2 weeks of winners crammed into one post. But who is the victor?
The Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Blue blue. I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II. This last week was a sad one as Cowday didn't happen. Leading experts on making excuses blame memorial day, but these are lies. This week the double shot winnars are Pog0-Punk and Amauriel. Welcome to the show petty friends. Mmm. Double shot. Bring it on kids. Bring it on. Pet away.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:12 pm
Pog0 encounters a blue cow. "Well i'll be." Pog0 hands Bessie a Shark's patch and pets.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:47 pm
Wow, I get back from Hershey to find that I've got a cow to pet!
::pat:: ::pet:: ::pat::
There ya go, Bessie II!!
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