"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Yishai Mordecai]

I told you bugs are not good for eating.

I'm calling from jail because I accidently set the chemistry lab on fire with my experiments.  

[jvss]

I told you to test your experiments outdoors.

I'm calling from jail because I didn't wear shoes to work.  

[Junipersweet]

Coppers never had much of a sense for fashion.

I'm calling from jail for mistaking another woman for my grandma at the old folks home. Whoops!  

[Masokitten-IG]

junipersweets

I'm calling from jail for mistaking another woman for my grandma at the old folks home. Whoops!

"You're the one who tried stealing Nanna??!!"

I'm calling from jail because apparently the sidewalks are solely for pedestrians.... rolleyes  

[Daypaw]

I told you that the car shouldn't go into the mall with you emotion_donotwant

I'm calling from jail because I broke an old window.  

[Saucy Goblin]

That was my favorite window! gonk

I'm calling from jail because IT happened again.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you never to do IT again, it was hard enough dealing with IT the first time...

I'm calling from Jail cause I was bored.  

[Artistic Wizard]

Try digging a hole on the floor with a hair pin. I'm sure that would remove your boredom.

I'm calling from jail be *HIC* cause the police * HIC* man didn't believe me when I shaid that I washnn't drunk *HIC* lol  

[Eternal Rebellion]

LOL - I told you to hold your breath while drinking water to get rid of your hiccups, first!

I'm calling from jail because I bought a cop a Boston cream doughnut...  

[La Le Lu Li L0]

I told you coppers only like honey glazed donuts !!

I'm calling from jail because I tried to steal a farmers prize horse and took her to the glue factory and whispered " SOOOOONNN"  

[Daypaw]

I told you that the horse statue in front of the farm was just as pricey as the real thing.

I'm calling from jail because I have a song stuck in my head.  

[Cognitohazard]

I told you the cops had mind-reading powers and hate Justin Beiber!

I'm calling from jail because I refreshed a page too fast.

 

[kanxiaru]

I told you that it was a fake computer that was actually a zombie who takes over your brain and makes you do weird things and this is a run on sentence!

I'm calling from jail because I like it here emotion_awesome
FREE FOOD AND LODGING FOR LIFEEEE <333  

[F r o g i e XD]

I told you it was better than any hotel!

I'm calling from jail because I ran away from work and my circus family refused to pay my school tuition.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you that swallowing swords was illegal in some countries!

I'm c-calling from jail b-because my heater broke.