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 Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:30 pm
granted but then you wish you were dead.
i wish murder werent illegal ^^
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:25 pm
Granted, but now you're dead.
I wish I was perfect.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:39 am
granted but now ure stalked by everyone in the world wanting to be just like you
i wish i were rich and had no worries ever
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 5:12 pm
granted but you run out of money in a few hours
i wish i could read fine print
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:09 pm
Granted but you become blinded by billboards with large text.
I wish I had a green pen.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 6:58 am
Granted, but it is coated with toxic waste. Once you touch it you are well... nice knowing you?
I wish this week was over.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:04 pm
We would like to inform you that your wish has been granted, but has been postponed three days. We are sorry for this inconvenience.
I wish I had a flat-screen monitor.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:05 am
(lol!!)
Granted! However, it's incompatible with your system and is therefore useless. sorry about that. better luck next time?
I wish happy moments would last forever...
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:53 pm
granted, but then you forget what happiness is
i wish my internet wasnt to sketchy
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 9:11 pm
granted but now there are scratch marks all over the monitor... i blame some rabid cat... XD
I wish I wasn't so forgetful.
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 4:31 am
Granted, but now you'll remember things OTHER people have forgotten.
I wish my teacher was a teenager and would like me D;
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:12 am
granted but they become worse than they were as a teacher
i wish my teacher would email me
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:15 pm
Granted, but she is a ****** and rapes you.
I wish I was sexy!!
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:00 am
Granted, but your IQ lowers to five.
I wish I could solve all the problems in the world.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:13 pm
Granted, but other people find out about that and come to you, begging for help... and if you don't help, they bang your head to closest wall until you agree. In the end you die because of exhaustion.
I wish I wasn't so bony.
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