"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

❤ I told you to carpool.

I'm calling from jail because the cops thought I murdered someone when they saw blood (it was just ketchup! D: )  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you not to bathe in ketchup then run around the streets yelling...

I'm calling from jail cause I lost my car keys.  

[Daypaw]

I told you not to hotwire that car, it was not yours.

I'm calling from jail because I shook the trees in Towns too hard.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you the towns people don't appreciate having to rake leaves in the summer!

I'm calling from Jail cause I just ordered a bunch European of chocolate!  

[Daypaw]

I told you that 'ordering' and 'stealing' aren't synonymous.

I'm calling from jail because I was listening to awesome music emotion_yatta  

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

❤ I told you to wear headphones and not blast your car radio.

I'm calling from jail because I refused to return my library books :c  

[Daypaw]

I told you, the corner store is not a library D: They frown upon you 'borrowing' things.

I'm calling from jail because I just squished a stinky beetle.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you never to squish the stinky ones, people here in town hate stinky beetle smell.

I'm calling from jail because I was in my pool all day and now my finger tips are all Pruney  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you that would happen if you camped out in the pool, and I told you that it's not your pool anymore if you sell your house.

I'm calling from jail, because lightning never strikes twice.  

[Paint Ninja Mother]

Apparently, it did. You're a mess.

I'm calling from jail cuz I'm visiting your mother.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you that's not my mother...

I'm calling from Jail because I was at ninja school but apparently didn't do so well. ninja  

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

I told you that those ninja stars aren't toys.

I'm calling from jail because I hacked the FBI system c:<  

[PlayboyMuffin]

I told you the FBI didn't stand for Female body inspector... I also told you they weren't running a porn site...

I'm calling from jail because I was streaking on the playground.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you not to TP the playground when the kids were there!!!!


I'm calling from jail because I was taking photographs.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you people don't appreciate having their photos taken without first asking permission.

I'm calling from jail cause a bug flew into my mouth.