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[Hadaka Kyoujin]

I am the one hiding under your stairs...

Because the glasses are actually mutant glasses that run away from their owners in attempt to plot world domination.

Why would being ruled by cheese be a bad thing?

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.

 

[Lobo-chan]

Haven't you ever heard the song The Farmer in the Dell? The cheese eats the farmer, the cheese eats the farmer! gonk

How does The Farmer in the Dell go again?  

[X_X - Hemlock - X_X]

Well...te mouse eats the cheese and summons the mce of the world to come eat the farmer and his family. Everyone knows that.
Why is water wet?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

I am the one hiding under your stairs...

Because if water wasn't wet, then the sky would be. Doi.

Why does the sun set red?

...fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.

 

[Lobo-chan]

The sun sets red because it is still feeding on the blood of all of the people and animals sacrificed to it over the centuries. You just don't notice the blood during the day when the sun is high because it's too far away.

What do you call one of those sayings that is supposed to help you remember stuff?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

I am the one hiding under your stairs...

Sayings that help you remember stuff, duh.

What do you call a beaver with a duck's bill and shape?

...fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.

 

[nedozuki_88]

a beaver doi~!

whats at the end of the rainbow really?  

[nedozuki_88]

your mom stare

how do you find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a totsie pop?  

[Elcia]

lick and count duh :p

why does the presence of paint always result in stained clothes?  

[blue0212]

because the paint will attack your clothes

why is grass green?  

[nedozuki_88]

the grass is green so that the dirt stays brown...

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?  

[Aachren]

Enough to build a pyre.

Why does this movie have to be so stinkin' cute?!  

[Prinniesdood]

Because I'm not in it. otherwise, it'd be a horrible movie even tho if i was just an extra in it.

what's that thing called that's related to that whatchamacallit that connects to the thingy-ma-bob that hits the thing and thing with the what's-it-called from the who's-it-called which then turns around to the thinger with the what'cha-ma-bob that kicks what's-his-name to flip the thingy with the thing and thing for the whatchamacallit to activate the thingy for the who's-it-called that rises up from that place with the thinger and throws a what'cha-ma-bob to the who's-it-called to the thingy with the thing and thing for what's-it-called but not that thingy, the other thing that has the what for the who with the why and where that has the very big whatchamacallit but isn't really noticeable cause of the thingy with the who's it called blocks it with it's who's-it-called to the thingy-ma-bob with the small what's-it-called to the where's-it-at with the thing and thing thing?  

[Lobo-chan]

An aneurysm, I believe.

Why are there so many sequel and remake movies coming out now?  

[shadowrune]

Because movie makers don't wanna waste time coming up with new and original ideas when they could just reuse and butcher old ideas.

Fish and Chips

Why is the spacing different between the words fish and and and and and chips?