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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 10:58 am
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 6:08 am
-pats Bessie on the head-
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:30 pm
*Jazzy theme music plays as the Happy Happy Guild walks on stage*
Hey everybody. Welcome to another episode of Late-Night with the sacred blue cow!! Tonight on the show our guests include... A PERSON!Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. I am the sacred blue cow, Bessie II. After sitting behind this blue desk for a while and talking with all kinds of celebrities who have smash hit holiday classics, I had selected this week's guest on the show. Looks like we're getting an encore of the ever popular Pixel Hero! Let's ask him about the movie he's in. Pixel, plug your project?!
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:34 am
Umm... Um...
-Has stage fright- D:
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:57 am
Wait... I'm popular? :/
When did this happen?
Also, what movie!? D:
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:59 pm
What movie, Pixel? You sly dog. Keeping your secrets.Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Hey all you cult crew and clamor. This week in an unprecedented, on the downlow, I have decided to select Pixel a second time! When he's making blockbusters, I gotta be there. Literal last minute, Pixel?!
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:29 pm
Ooh, THAT movie.
Well, you see, I really can't reveal anything.
You can only see it when it's done.
Besides, it's not my movie. I'm just an actor in it.
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:07 am
Oh, how forgetful of me. -Pets-
C:
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:19 pm
This week, Launcher has been mysterious and invisible, but alas the time has come for our favorite day of the week. A day when boys are men and men are manly. COWDAY!Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. Cowday is the manliest day of the week, but I bessie am of the feminine persuasion. This week, my winner was chosen for his manliness. I have selected our good pal Anuminus to pet! Manly man! Bloo. This cow knows the score. He's the MAN of the hour.
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 3:52 am
Yeah! I'm a real man! What do real men do? They pet real cows!
Bessie, oh great moo moo cow.... thank you for the honor, NAY the PRIVLEDGE once more, of petting you.
Initiate STAGE PETTING Anuminus - Hand - Bessie - Hand - Anuminus PETTING COMPLETE.
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:32 pm
A postponed Cowday? Again, this is trickery and deceipt. Only the most temptuous of heathens could have come up with such horrid slander.
Obviously, there has been a rip in space time. Maybe SOMEONE was messing with the phase distorter. Jerk.Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II. Cowday is upon us like a plague of joy. An epidemic if you will. It was as if you were delivered unto a candy mountain, your mouth full of stainless steel teeth to chow down without care. Enjoy it guildees. EMBRACE IT! I have selected Talon to pet me this week. He will demonstrate EMBRACING so far as he will pet me. Ah Bessie, aren't you just a fountain of metaphors...
Unlike Launcher who is a fountain of analogies... LIKE A DOG!
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:28 pm
Talon missed the train on that one. I sorta thought he checked Cowday. From now on he'll be getting a pm win HE wins. Behehe. On to this week's show.Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II. Mi habla espanol? No. But slightly_chaotic might, and has victored as this week's cow petter. Muy bien. He's got that latin rhythym.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:55 pm
"Where is the love Bessie?"
Glancing at the calf he sees the tail is a dull blue. Glancing down at his brush he knew what must be done.
"Need a new coat on that tail, eh?"
Dabbing the brush tip into a nearby paint can, and stroaks the cow tail making it a bright blue.
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 6:52 pm
I WON -Pets Bessie II- Thank you O Blue One, and i do speak a bit of spanish! Ole! Gracias mi amiga!
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