"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

❤ I told you never to go to the lake where you got bitten by fish-flies.

I'm calling from jail because I don't have anywhere better to go on a Sunday morning.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you a mall is so much more fun.

I'm calling from jail cause my cell phones out of battery and I didn't have change for a pay phone and just happened to be walking past the police station.  

[Little White Crane]

Bored much?

Calling from jail to let you know that your mother's getting no bail
Calling from jail cuz I stole someone's cookies  

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

❤ I told you to take the milk too.

I'm calling from jail because I smuggled 2 cargo boxes of knock-off Prada bags across the border.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you they still take stolen this seriously, even if they are knock offs!

I'm calling from Jail because I figure I'll just hang out with these cool cops for the day.  

[kanxiaru]

Looks are deceiving.

I'm calling from jail because someone found out about my plans for world dominatiom.  

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

❤ I told you that you should've never posted them on Facebook!

I'm calling from jail because I ate food from a bakery without paying.  

[Eternal Rebellion]

I told you to pay before you ate those croissants!

I'm calling from jail because I ran out of minutes.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you to keep track of your minutes!

I'm calling from jail because I work there.  

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

❤ I told you to get a job at a hotdog stand.

I'm calling from jail because I got fined by the Fashion Police.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you fashion police take their jobs way too seriously, they like to think they are real police.

I'm calling from jail cause I felt like it.  

[Odin Moon]

I told you that was a bad place to feel anything.


I am calling from jail cause, I was wearing all orange and the police automatically thought that I was a prisoner that escaped from maximum.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you it's never a good idea to wear all orange, and besides it's too "matchy matchy" anyway.

I'm calling from Jail cause I was talking like a pirate when it wasn't talk like a pirate day.  

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

❤ I told you that you should've dressed up as one too.

I'm calling from jail because I brought my cat to a dog park.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you cats and dogs being together would cause mass hysteria!

I'm calling from jail because I need a ride home.