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 Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:47 am
Omnileech Undakai Omnileech Just a small part of the body frozen and broken a little bit at a time? I don't think it'd kill right away. Problem with breaking into their house is that you have to break into their house to do all that stuff while they're sleeping. They'll see you and it'll be all over and then fun is gone. Especially if you get shot or beaten. I know Undakai isn't eactly the strongest or most durable sort of guy. My favorite thing to do would be to trap someone in a room covered in all mirrors and then rip off their eyelips after I mutilated their body so they are stuck in a room, ugly, mishapen and they have to look at themselves until they die and with their eyelips gone their eyes are going to be burning. So I'd give them so eye drops but towards the end the regular eye drops would be replaced with salt way eye drops. And I'll take you up on that pie, you see, I've developed an immunity to cyanide. Hmmm? Who said anything about cyanide? That story just reminded me of the pie. This pie is completely cyanide free. The mirror trick is a very nice one, but I like it when i leave the persons death almost completely in that persons hands. There is just something wonderful about the look in a man/woman/childs eyes when they see the flames from a candle (placed above the head, so that the wax pours onto their forehead...naturally their head is tilted back) finally eat through the rope that was holding the large pendulum with an L shaped blade placed lovingly in arc with the victims stomach. The look on their face when they realize they aren't quite dead yet, and cats are feasting on their spilled intestines, is also quite amusing. Such a nifty contraption, too... If you're going to do that then have a person in a room with two buttons you tell them that the right choice will set them free and the wrong one make the ceiling (which is spikey and sharp) fall and kill them. You tell them that and also mention that if they fail to get out then their friends are all going to be next one by one. There's also a visible timer with two hours on it in the room counting down with no explaination. After they press the button nothing happens and a recorded message tells them that both buttons are the wrong choice and the way to get out would have been to wait until the timer counts to zero and then the door opens. So the spikes drop but they stop at about 8 feet from the ground. Then 2 minutes later the floor falls away and the person falls into a spiked pit. Anyway I'm going to call Undakai out again. If he's really an evil capitalist he'd be a philatropist once he's collected his money as the richest of rich men started giving away their money they earned from exploiting and ruiing people before they died. It's the ultimate joke, to make people like you by getting them to forget everything you've done in the past. now you're trying to attack me with what I "might" be, in relationship to others who have been in my position. C'mon. I pay minimum wage (less if I can get away with it) to my employees, and when I get old and decrepid, I'm going to stop paying them alltogether...see how long they still continue to work...and when they finally try to quit, I'll 'nap their families and place them in a dungeon. For every hour that they do not work productively, the ceiling will drop an inch, till either the person dies, or the wall falls. If the former, the wall will simply drop, and open up for the next family. If the later, the man will be thrown into the cell with the gooey remains of his family and simply left while I move on.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:04 am
Yay comics! *wondering if she'll be in RoH* Anger at it's best I'm sure.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:56 am
Undakai Omnileech Undakai Omnileech Just a small part of the body frozen and broken a little bit at a time? I don't think it'd kill right away. Problem with breaking into their house is that you have to break into their house to do all that stuff while they're sleeping. They'll see you and it'll be all over and then fun is gone. Especially if you get shot or beaten. I know Undakai isn't eactly the strongest or most durable sort of guy. My favorite thing to do would be to trap someone in a room covered in all mirrors and then rip off their eyelips after I mutilated their body so they are stuck in a room, ugly, mishapen and they have to look at themselves until they die and with their eyelips gone their eyes are going to be burning. So I'd give them so eye drops but towards the end the regular eye drops would be replaced with salt way eye drops. And I'll take you up on that pie, you see, I've developed an immunity to cyanide. Hmmm? Who said anything about cyanide? That story just reminded me of the pie. This pie is completely cyanide free. The mirror trick is a very nice one, but I like it when i leave the persons death almost completely in that persons hands. There is just something wonderful about the look in a man/woman/childs eyes when they see the flames from a candle (placed above the head, so that the wax pours onto their forehead...naturally their head is tilted back) finally eat through the rope that was holding the large pendulum with an L shaped blade placed lovingly in arc with the victims stomach. The look on their face when they realize they aren't quite dead yet, and cats are feasting on their spilled intestines, is also quite amusing. Such a nifty contraption, too... If you're going to do that then have a person in a room with two buttons you tell them that the right choice will set them free and the wrong one make the ceiling (which is spikey and sharp) fall and kill them. You tell them that and also mention that if they fail to get out then their friends are all going to be next one by one. There's also a visible timer with two hours on it in the room counting down with no explaination. After they press the button nothing happens and a recorded message tells them that both buttons are the wrong choice and the way to get out would have been to wait until the timer counts to zero and then the door opens. So the spikes drop but they stop at about 8 feet from the ground. Then 2 minutes later the floor falls away and the person falls into a spiked pit. Anyway I'm going to call Undakai out again. If he's really an evil capitalist he'd be a philatropist once he's collected his money as the richest of rich men started giving away their money they earned from exploiting and ruiing people before they died. It's the ultimate joke, to make people like you by getting them to forget everything you've done in the past. now you're trying to attack me with what I "might" be, in relationship to others who have been in my position. C'mon. I pay minimum wage (less if I can get away with it) to my employees, and when I get old and decrepid, I'm going to stop paying them alltogether...see how long they still continue to work...and when they finally try to quit, I'll 'nap their families and place them in a dungeon. For every hour that they do not work productively, the ceiling will drop an inch, till either the person dies, or the wall falls. If the former, the wall will simply drop, and open up for the next family. If the later, the man will be thrown into the cell with the gooey remains of his family and simply left while I move on. That's just absurd. It just takes one to go to the police and you're screwed and force of threat is not an effective way to get productive workers. I thought you were a capitalist?
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:22 am
Omnileech Undakai Omnileech Undakai Omnileech Just a small part of the body frozen and broken a little bit at a time? I don't think it'd kill right away. Problem with breaking into their house is that you have to break into their house to do all that stuff while they're sleeping. They'll see you and it'll be all over and then fun is gone. Especially if you get shot or beaten. I know Undakai isn't eactly the strongest or most durable sort of guy. My favorite thing to do would be to trap someone in a room covered in all mirrors and then rip off their eyelips after I mutilated their body so they are stuck in a room, ugly, mishapen and they have to look at themselves until they die and with their eyelips gone their eyes are going to be burning. So I'd give them so eye drops but towards the end the regular eye drops would be replaced with salt way eye drops. And I'll take you up on that pie, you see, I've developed an immunity to cyanide. Hmmm? Who said anything about cyanide? That story just reminded me of the pie. This pie is completely cyanide free. The mirror trick is a very nice one, but I like it when i leave the persons death almost completely in that persons hands. There is just something wonderful about the look in a man/woman/childs eyes when they see the flames from a candle (placed above the head, so that the wax pours onto their forehead...naturally their head is tilted back) finally eat through the rope that was holding the large pendulum with an L shaped blade placed lovingly in arc with the victims stomach. The look on their face when they realize they aren't quite dead yet, and cats are feasting on their spilled intestines, is also quite amusing. Such a nifty contraption, too... If you're going to do that then have a person in a room with two buttons you tell them that the right choice will set them free and the wrong one make the ceiling (which is spikey and sharp) fall and kill them. You tell them that and also mention that if they fail to get out then their friends are all going to be next one by one. There's also a visible timer with two hours on it in the room counting down with no explaination. After they press the button nothing happens and a recorded message tells them that both buttons are the wrong choice and the way to get out would have been to wait until the timer counts to zero and then the door opens. So the spikes drop but they stop at about 8 feet from the ground. Then 2 minutes later the floor falls away and the person falls into a spiked pit. Anyway I'm going to call Undakai out again. If he's really an evil capitalist he'd be a philatropist once he's collected his money as the richest of rich men started giving away their money they earned from exploiting and ruiing people before they died. It's the ultimate joke, to make people like you by getting them to forget everything you've done in the past. now you're trying to attack me with what I "might" be, in relationship to others who have been in my position. C'mon. I pay minimum wage (less if I can get away with it) to my employees, and when I get old and decrepid, I'm going to stop paying them alltogether...see how long they still continue to work...and when they finally try to quit, I'll 'nap their families and place them in a dungeon. For every hour that they do not work productively, the ceiling will drop an inch, till either the person dies, or the wall falls. If the former, the wall will simply drop, and open up for the next family. If the later, the man will be thrown into the cell with the gooey remains of his family and simply left while I move on. That's just absurd. It just takes one to go to the police and you're screwed Psshht...you mean my minions? Quote: and force of threat is not an effective way to get productive workers. I thought you were a capitalist? Fear has always been a way to get more work for less. That, and lack of opertunity to get out of the hell hole their in. Course, dangling the apple of freedom right in front of them and then pulling it up when they try to grab it is enjoyable, as well.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:44 am
Okay Slim I think ROH has to be my favorite comic ever! THANK YOU!
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:32 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:46 pm
@Sanzo: Yes! 8D Yes it did!
@Siler: Eheheh. rofl Tried to capture your special kind of anger with this one.
@Omni: Maybe. o-o (ssh xd )
@Aretoo: Yaay! The cheesy title is luffed! heart
@Bass,Sebi,andCeles: I'm still casting, so I'll make note of your requests, m'kay? whee
@Ladi: Oh wow! blaugh I'm glad you're so pleased! You're quite welcome, and thank you, Ladi!
@Erius: Righto. wink (if by nao you mean "by this upcoming Sunday" <.<) Good to hear that you like it!
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:07 pm
Is there room for an a*****e in here?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:21 pm
Sure sure. xd Always room for the residential a*****e.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:33 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:42 pm
I didn't giggle too much...
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:45 pm
Undakai Omnileech Undakai Omnileech Undakai Hmmm? Who said anything about cyanide? That story just reminded me of the pie. This pie is completely cyanide free. The mirror trick is a very nice one, but I like it when i leave the persons death almost completely in that persons hands. There is just something wonderful about the look in a man/woman/childs eyes when they see the flames from a candle (placed above the head, so that the wax pours onto their forehead...naturally their head is tilted back) finally eat through the rope that was holding the large pendulum with an L shaped blade placed lovingly in arc with the victims stomach. The look on their face when they realize they aren't quite dead yet, and cats are feasting on their spilled intestines, is also quite amusing. Such a nifty contraption, too... If you're going to do that then have a person in a room with two buttons you tell them that the right choice will set them free and the wrong one make the ceiling (which is spikey and sharp) fall and kill them. You tell them that and also mention that if they fail to get out then their friends are all going to be next one by one. There's also a visible timer with two hours on it in the room counting down with no explaination. After they press the button nothing happens and a recorded message tells them that both buttons are the wrong choice and the way to get out would have been to wait until the timer counts to zero and then the door opens. So the spikes drop but they stop at about 8 feet from the ground. Then 2 minutes later the floor falls away and the person falls into a spiked pit. Anyway I'm going to call Undakai out again. If he's really an evil capitalist he'd be a philatropist once he's collected his money as the richest of rich men started giving away their money they earned from exploiting and ruiing people before they died. It's the ultimate joke, to make people like you by getting them to forget everything you've done in the past. now you're trying to attack me with what I "might" be, in relationship to others who have been in my position. C'mon. I pay minimum wage (less if I can get away with it) to my employees, and when I get old and decrepid, I'm going to stop paying them alltogether...see how long they still continue to work...and when they finally try to quit, I'll 'nap their families and place them in a dungeon. For every hour that they do not work productively, the ceiling will drop an inch, till either the person dies, or the wall falls. If the former, the wall will simply drop, and open up for the next family. If the later, the man will be thrown into the cell with the gooey remains of his family and simply left while I move on. That's just absurd. It just takes one to go to the police and you're screwed Psshht...you mean my minions? Quote: and force of threat is not an effective way to get productive workers. I thought you were a capitalist? Fear has always been a way to get more work for less. That, and lack of opertunity to get out of the hell hole their in. Course, dangling the apple of freedom right in front of them and then pulling it up when they try to grab it is enjoyable, as well. Ok, now you're sounding like Stalin.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:49 pm
Slim95 4. Sanzo and pny getting Naked in the cafeteria. I was there too, you know! emo
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:00 pm
@Xik: Ah, that's a shame. sweatdrop Like I said, things are sure to pick up this week. I do not like doing the intros...
@Indy: Ee! o-o Oh, I know, that's just a typo. *trots off to fix*
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Jafthasleftthebuilding Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:06 pm
Xikrai the Risen I didn't giggle too much... I thought you were more of a bellower than a giggler.
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