Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Not unless you want to be shot down by the Military and have it labeled as a "Testing Accident".

Should I go to the bathroom if I need to?  

[X_X - Hemlock - X_X]

No because the potty monster will eat your butt if you do. You only go when you don't have to.
What happens if you hit a hornet's nest with a baseball bat?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

They all would fly out and appear to be dressed in banana suits. The they'd go "Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat" for five minutes before suddenly dive-bombingt you with their stingers and killing you dead.

What would happen if I gave a whale a Wet Willy?  

[ninja_yuffie101]

It'd slap you in the face with its fliiper, and lick you with its large tongue.

What would happen if you gave a hamster a bowtie?  

[emmmahy]

He would transform into GODZILLA! -thunder and lightning-


What would happen if the world stopped spinning?  

[blue0212]

ninjas would make the sky green.

what would happen if you give a capybara a cookie?  

[nedozuki_88]

it turns into a cookie eating monster fyi "cookie monster"

what if marshmallows didnt exist?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

Then I would no longer be the Marsh Murderer.

What if a pena colloda (Sp?) was in fact a bean burrito?  

[blue0212]

then the whole world would be made of tacos

what would happen if I made my ringtone moo?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

You'd attract several large bull cows that would then rape you, thinking you were a female cow. Next time, get a ringtone that ribbits. Lot less messy.

What would happen if I was Michael Jackson?  

[nedozuki_88]

than you'd build a model scale size of disney land... claiming that billy jean, is not~ your luver

what would oprah do?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

She'd go around busting some wigs.

What would Godzilla do?  

[Lobo-chan]

Sit down for a nice cup of tea and discuss economics with the prime minister of Japan.

What if the monster in the movie Cloverfield had been a giant rabbit?  

[Hadaka Kyoujin]

I am the one hiding under your stairs...

Then the monster would be incredibly lucky. The people, however...well, they now know that rabbit's feet aren't so lucky.

What if Barney was a unicorn?

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.

 

[Lobo-chan]

Then he would accidentally gore or trample the children instead of hugging them. It's just so awkward when you're a quadruped... sweatdrop

Why do people always lose their glasses?