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 Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:04 pm
Not unless you want to be shot down by the Military and have it labeled as a "Testing Accident".
Should I go to the bathroom if I need to?
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:17 pm
No because the potty monster will eat your butt if you do. You only go when you don't have to.
What happens if you hit a hornet's nest with a baseball bat?
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:35 pm
They all would fly out and appear to be dressed in banana suits. The they'd go "Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat" for five minutes before suddenly dive-bombingt you with their stingers and killing you dead.
What would happen if I gave a whale a Wet Willy?
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Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 9:57 pm
It'd slap you in the face with its fliiper, and lick you with its large tongue.
What would happen if you gave a hamster a bowtie?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:32 am
He would transform into GODZILLA! -thunder and lightning-
What would happen if the world stopped spinning?
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:41 pm
ninjas would make the sky green.
what would happen if you give a capybara a cookie?
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:34 am
it turns into a cookie eating monster fyi "cookie monster"
what if marshmallows didnt exist?
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:31 pm
Then I would no longer be the Marsh Murderer.
What if a pena colloda (Sp?) was in fact a bean burrito?
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:41 pm
then the whole world would be made of tacos
what would happen if I made my ringtone moo?
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:36 pm
You'd attract several large bull cows that would then rape you, thinking you were a female cow. Next time, get a ringtone that ribbits. Lot less messy.
What would happen if I was Michael Jackson?
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 4:49 am
than you'd build a model scale size of disney land... claiming that billy jean, is not~ your luver
what would oprah do?
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:54 am
She'd go around busting some wigs.
What would Godzilla do?
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:00 am
Sit down for a nice cup of tea and discuss economics with the prime minister of Japan.
What if the monster in the movie Cloverfield had been a giant rabbit?
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:13 am
I am the one hiding under your stairs...
Then the monster would be incredibly lucky. The people, however...well, they now know that rabbit's feet aren't so lucky.
What if Barney was a unicorn?
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:15 am
Then he would accidentally gore or trample the children instead of hugging them. It's just so awkward when you're a quadruped... sweatdrop
Why do people always lose their glasses?
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