"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[TxTiNK]

Guess they don't appreciate joy... what a pity.
I'm calling from jail because I tried to talk on the officers radio.

 

[PatBenatar1]

You really gotta be careful around those officers.

I'm calling from Jail cause I kept making siren sounds and it was making drivers pull over thinking an emergency vehicle was coming.  

[Ferus Rahl]

I told you that your sounds effects were very realistic.

I'm calling from jail because I let all the animals out of their cages in the zoo.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you that's dangerous a lot of animals see anything running as pray...

I'm calling from Jail cause it's hot out and I just wanted the air conditioning so I locked myself in this cell...  

[TxTiNK]

If only you would have listened to my suggestion to go to Sears and hang out in the A/C section!!
I'm calling from jail because I wanted to dance!

 

[PatBenatar1]

I told you people in nodanceville consider dancing to be evil...

I'm calling from jail cause I made up a silly name for a town...  

[TxTiNK]

So many closed minded people!!
I'm calling from jail because I accidentally filled the salt shaker with sugar.

 

[PatBenatar1]

(my great grandma put sugar on her fries once and still ate them)

I told you sugar really doesn't go with french fries.

I'm calling from jail cause I have tendonitis.  

[Daypaw]

I told you not to break into that clinic after hours.

I'm calling from jail because I passed GO and did not collect $200.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you people get made when you don't take your 200 dollars when you pass go!

I'm calling from Jail because I collected your 200 dollars when I passed go.  

[His_Pretty_Angel]

I told you that you shouldn't pass go.

I'm calling from jail because cops don't like when you bribe them with donuts.  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you contrary to popular belief not all cops like donuts, some like baby carrots.

I'm calling from jail because I wanted to decorate the cell and they locked me in because I painted it pink.  

[r a i n i i_d a i s]

❤ I told you to paint it with a floral design.

I'm calling from jail because I brought a rabid squirrel into the library  

[PatBenatar1]

I told you cranky librarians tend not to appreciate animals in their libraries especially rabid squirrels.

I'm calling from jail because I hate fish-flies.