|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:56 pm
Action is fine, especially with martial arts!
I MUST KUNG-FU PET!
*extreme action petting shown from lots of dramatic angles*
WHAAAAAAAAAA!
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:43 am
Word up kids! Cowday arrives again and who benefits? You! Enjoy as the sacred bovine tells you whats up!
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. I am the sacred blue cow, but you knew that. This week's winner remains active even in the most dire of times. This week's winner is loyal and unmoving. This week's Cowday winner is none other then the most Safe of Saturns! Come on down!
Your loyalty will be rewarded SaferSaturnX! Petting is now.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 5:00 pm
Ooh! I got chosen!
*pets bessie with all the Blue in his heart*
You, Bessie, oh Blueist of Bovines, will always have my petting skills at your disposal.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:17 pm
I still have some time to pet!
*pets Bessie ferociously*
There, that's better.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:57 pm
My last chance to pet the cow!
*petpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpet*
biggrin
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:28 pm
Hey kids. Cowday is made of happy things, like blue, and infinite loops created by a portal device. Who won, Bessie?
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. I am the sacred blue cow, This week many were eligible to receive a Cowday victory. So many. Infinite amounts of cultists were lining up to pet me this week. There could only be one, though, and that one is very special to me. He smells like axle grease and chipmunk corpses. One homeless man who owns a soup kitchen, Baughberick. LOVE IT!
Baughb, you get to be the best petter of this entire week. Get to it... or die trying!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:19 pm
"Beshie, babe, shorry 'bout the busman's holiday. T'ain't that I don't gotsh the feel on yeh, honey, but I'sh just so dern busy trainin' them there circus rats in the fields of shcience that I got addled from here to Wedshday.
Now where'sh my looove?"
Is it just me, or does academia always go hand-in-hand with gnawing physical pain?
Image, if you will, a sauntering, high-falutin' swagger no man should know.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:59 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, BOYS AND GIRLS, step right up and witness with your own eyes the winner of this week's Cowday festivities! Who knows who the winner could possibly be? Why, none other then the cow herself. Bessie II has the scoop, and that's straight crom the cow's mouth!
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Awww, Baughb. You know I can't stay mad at one so maddened by enlightentment. It's all right Baughb. I know how busy you can get. Let me show you how much I love ya by announcing that you just won for the second time in a row! CONGRATULATIONS! I'll cure what ails ya!
All right hobo, come on back and grab some more COW PETTING!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:02 am
Don't get your bonnets in a bunch. Cowday will proceed as normal. Bessie and I just had some late classes at the community college. We're learning basket-weaving.
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II It isn't often our winner is so sweet. It's like being at camp where they don't allow candy and you suck down a sugar packet. Not just any sugar packet. YOUR SUGAR PACKET!
Welcome to petsville. Population: The soon to be enlightened YourSugarPacket!
Enjoy the soft feel of my joyour blue cow hide as its gentle caress against your skin opens a door to a perfect reality to which you can spend the week! Bloo bloo.
Basket-weaving or not, that Besse II knows how to lay down some joy. Boy howdy!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:10 pm
Sneaky, white-texty cow pet. Not to oust YourSugarPacket, I just gotta get my pet on.Well won, Sugar.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:54 pm
Kids, we're late again. I gotta say some people. Give 'em a week and a day to pet and they don't even show up...
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo Bloo. I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II. This week's cowday winner is new amoung us. A girl WhO mAy JuSt Be... azn_beauty285! So come on down and enjoy your week of Cowday petting... at least do it better than YOURSUGARPACKET!
PET ON!
Bad internet... Anyhow, have a great week!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:36 pm
On time today! Yee-haw. This week's winner?
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo Bloo. I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II. After another no show from a new member, this week's winner is someone who has never failed a Cowday. When you need a Nintendo man who's and megaman fan, and does all the thing that Earthbound can, you call upon the power of The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers SAFERSATURNX! You won again, SaferSaturnX. Bloo bloo.
SaferSaturnX. Loyal to the last man.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:58 am
No, I missed out on teh petting!?!?!
ninja Or did I?
Bessie hasn't spoken yet, so I shall pet her now! I cannot fail you bessie!
*pets bessie fervently, zealously even*
Blue Blue.
sweatdrop
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:58 pm
Hey all you Halloween victims out there. I hear there was a lot of probing of cows goin' on. Bessie does not approve.
But I really needed that probe!
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Blue blue. I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II. Today is Cowday. I do forgive a certain guild for their probing ways, as forgiveness is happy. This week's winner has the chance to redeem themselves. Azn_beauty285, you are this week's winner. Come and pet for your enjoyment!
Azn_beauty285. Redeeming themselves!.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 8:42 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
