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 Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:21 pm
Miss Sushii Miss Sushii: Rulin' ya universes...
OMG! I have a new one!
My friends Ash and Zander were boogieboarding, and somehow ash ended up landing on Zander (he almost drowned, heh.)
And when they told me about what happened, Zander says; "No I'm serious! She just came all over me!"
Then there was a moment of silence, my mind processing what had just been said.
Then I laughed. I laughed lots.
They didn't get it though... >.>
...since 1992. HOMG! That is hilarity! XD Oh yes! I remembered something that happened before the break. Me and our group were in History and Jess was talking about these little tiny monkeys that can fit in your hands. So Nick is standing against the wall behind me and says "Ya, know they sell those in Japan." I turn around and say "They sell everything in Japan. I've even heard they're starting to maker sex robots." He gets this pervy smile and exclaims "I'd have 20 of em!" I snicker and Melissa my closet perv friend turns around with a horrified face and looked at us. Nick said "Oh come on Melissa! You know you want one!" I nodded enthusiastically and shook her arm agreeing. She got his determined look and exclaimed "Excuse me! But I refuse to have sex with an inanimate object!" And JUST then our teacher had turned around. He looked absolutely mortified! It was hilarity.
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:56 pm
Miss Sushii Lady Gyrfalcon Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney... Edgeworth's lines are ridiculous/absolute win/haha too much. I mean, "Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... Feelings." :'D Ohoho. And Gumshoe tells you that after the Turnabout Samurai case he was going around saying "Wright, Wright, Wright." O.o Miss Sushii: Rulin' ya universes...
Ee! REALLY!? >w< YAY!
I bought it a while ago and I'm on the samurai case at the moment... my buddy Zander has it though >.>
...since 1992. AsfSGJSK! It's really annoying, isn't it? (The case. Damn Vasquez! ) But yeah! whee I was like "MY WORLD IS AWESOME!" rolleyes And he was doing that hilarious pose where he kinda looks to the side while holding his arm at his waist. neutral That ridiculously hard to describe one where he looks embarassed. His lines... XDD In the Turnabout Goodbyes case, he says "I didn't want you to see me like this." xd Other than that, I want to crown him "Fop King." >DD The cravat, the horribly magenta jacket, the waistcoat! Sweet Jesus, he's made of win!
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:40 pm
-Capn Tranny- I know this one isn't much of a suggestive line its more of an innuendo...but everytime I read The TellTale Heart....I can't help but think of yaoi. (only in this part though..) "Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him. And every night about midnight I turned the latch of his door and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my head, I put in a dark lantern all closed, closed so that no light shone out, and then I thrust in my head. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the old man's sleep. It took me an hour to place my whole head within the opening so far that I could see him as he lay upon his bed." ZOMG!! eek My english teacher put that on the radio/player, *the audio-book* and when it was at that part, my yaoi-loving friends and I were snickering like heck!! xd 'cuorse, I was the loudest. lol
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 3:46 pm
ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood Okay in chemisrt this morning, two of the guys Joey and John where sitting next to each other na dJoey kept bumping their thighs together. So John says, "Do you have some alterior motive?" And Joey just looks at him while tim turns around and says, "It's because he's in love with you." John got this look on his face that was like a traped uke -no one else noticed cause in that class I'm the only one looking for that- so John repiles really fast like, "God, I hope not." And that's all for today. ^^ oooh! wat if Joey really was gay!! whee wat would u think? biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:20 pm
Princess Karis ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood Okay in chemisrt this morning, two of the guys Joey and John where sitting next to each other na dJoey kept bumping their thighs together. So John says, "Do you have some alterior motive?" And Joey just looks at him while Tim turns around and says, "It's because he's in love with you." John got this look on his face that was like a traped uke -no one else noticed cause in that class I'm the only one looking for that- so John repiles really fast like, "God, I hope not." And that's all for today. ^^ oooh! wat if Joey really was gay!! whee wat would u think? biggrin OMG. I would be happeh! And yet sad, cause Joey with ANY guy is one of the hottest thoughts EVER, and he's hot. So it would be sad cause it's all oh yea sorry girls I'm gay! But my inner yaoi addict would come out and I'd squee and be really happy. ^^
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:08 pm
Princess Karis -Capn Tranny- I know this one isn't much of a suggestive line its more of an innuendo...but everytime I read The TellTale Heart....I can't help but think of yaoi. (only in this part though..) "Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him. And every night about midnight I turned the latch of his door and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my head, I put in a dark lantern all closed, closed so that no light shone out, and then I thrust in my head. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the old man's sleep. It took me an hour to place my whole head within the opening so far that I could see him as he lay upon his bed." ZOMG!! eek My english teacher put that on the radio/player, *the audio-book* and when it was at that part, my yaoi-loving friends and I were snickering like heck!! xd 'cuorse, I was the loudest. lol when my journalism teacher was reading that to my class on halloween I couldn't stop myself from snickering at that part too. omg...today. My friend Marin and i were talking to this kid in my engrish class about Dragon Ball Z. We were talking Vegeta and Goku and our favorite chracters well Cameron (the kid in my class) was like. "I think Goku and Vegeta are awesome when they come together." at that I couldn't contain my laughter and started churckling like a fangirl. after that he corrected himself and then said "fused" or whatever...xP
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 12:50 am
-Capn Tranny- Princess Karis -Capn Tranny- I know this one isn't much of a suggestive line its more of an innuendo...but everytime I read The TellTale Heart....I can't help but think of yaoi. (only in this part though..) "Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him. And every night about midnight I turned the latch of his door and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my head, I put in a dark lantern all closed, closed so that no light shone out, and then I thrust in my head. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the old man's sleep. It took me an hour to place my whole head within the opening so far that I could see him as he lay upon his bed." ZOMG!! eek My english teacher put that on the radio/player, *the audio-book* and when it was at that part, my yaoi-loving friends and I were snickering like heck!! xd 'cuorse, I was the loudest. lol when my journalism teacher was reading that to my class on halloween I couldn't stop myself from snickering at that part too. omg...today. My friend Marin and i were talking to this kid in my engrish class about Dragon Ball Z. We were talking Vegeta and Goku and our favorite chracters well Cameron (the kid in my class) was like. "I think Goku and Vegeta are awesome when they come together." at that I couldn't contain my laughter and started churckling like a fangirl. after that he corrected himself and then said "fused" or whatever...xP That is the best thing ever.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:22 am
I must add this one before I go to sleep!
Okay, it's monday and lunch time. I wal into the lunch room and see my friends standing around gettin their food. Nick is standing off to the side with a corn dog in his mouth. I glance at him smile evily and say "So, Nick...You practicing?" He looked horrified, and everone else laughed. It was a good day.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:25 am
ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood I must add this one before I go to sleep! Okay, it's monday and lunch time. I wal into the lunch room and see my friends standing around gettin their food. Nick is standing off to the side with a corn dog in his mouth. I glance at him smile evily and say "So, Nick...You practicing?" He looked horrified, and everone else laughed. It was a good day.
lol
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:23 am
Rulin' ya universes...
My brother said something the other day...
We were playing Wii Tennis, and his friend Elias asked why his Mii didn't take the volleys. The my brother said "Maybe his partner has to be behind him."
xD EPIC!
And then, I was watching 8 simple rules (yes, bored.) and one of the guys goes in to the showers and there's this guy there and they start talking, and then the guy drops his soap, and they just look at each other... I laughed then.I might have fallen off the couch and onto the floor.
And a bit later, the guy came home and said "I made a friend in the shower today!"
I watched Stacked too. And they made the boss guy tell his brother he loved him. And the cafe chick goes "NOW KISS HIM!"
...since 1992.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:56 pm
Miss Sushii Rulin' ya universes...
My brother said something the other day...
We were playing Wii Tennis, and his friend Elias asked why his Mii didn't take the volleys. The my brother said "Maybe his partner has to be behind him."
xD EPIC!
And then, I was watching 8 simple rules (yes, bored.) and one of the guys goes in to the showers and there's this guy there and they start talking, and then the guy drops his soap, and they just look at each other... I laughed then.I might have fallen off the couch and onto the floor.
And a bit later, the guy came home and said "I made a friend in the shower today!"
I watched Stacked too. And they made the boss guy tell his brother he loved him. And the cafe chick goes "NOW KISS HIM!"
...since 1992. Epic Win! Ah, the Wii is just screaming with inuendo. Ain't it grand? Lol, I think I've seen that episode with the shower.
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:59 pm
Lenre Li ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood I must add this one before I go to sleep! Okay, it's monday and lunch time. I wal into the lunch room and see my friends standing around gettin their food. Nick is standing off to the side with a corn dog in his mouth. I glance at him smile evily and say "So, Nick...You practicing?" He looked horrified, and everone else laughed. It was a good day.
lol More than likely yes. Also! This morning same guy Nick was talking to his friend Vince and all I heard of their convo was Nick saying, "Yea, I'm the submissive." So I really fast turn around and shout, "I knew you were uke!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:05 pm
rofl
I heart this thread. xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:15 pm
lol. I've got a good one. You know the type of people who just hate to be beaten in an argument? Well, my friends and I were talking and my friend Kent kept talking about our other friend Neuman. He kept complaining about how Neuman spaces out in class and then always has to ask him what they were supposed to be doing. He kept going on and on so we started poking fun at him saying he had an unhealthy obsession. "I bet you secretly like him," I say, being the fangirl I am.
"I do not! He's sooooo annoying!"
"Well, you talk about him an aweful lot! I think we all know what's going on here."
"I'll bet it's one of those love-hate things."
"Shut up! I told you! I can't stand him! Geez, he's soooo annoying!"
"Well if you love him so much why don't you just marry him?"
"Maybe I will! ...wait, what!?!"
lol. He was so quick to temper and he wanted to win the argument so badly he just flat out agreed to marrying him. xd
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:38 pm
Imoto-chan_Always lol. I've got a good one. You know the type of people who just hate to be beaten in an argument? Well, my friends and I were talking and my friend Kent kept talking about our other friend Neuman. He kept complaining about how Neuman spaces out in class and then always has to ask him what they were supposed to be doing. He kept going on and on so we started poking fun at him saying he had an unhealthy obsession. "I bet you secretly like him," I say, being the fangirl I am.
"I do not! He's sooooo annoying!"
"Well, you talk about him an aweful lot! I think we all know what's going on here."
"I'll bet it's one of those love-hate things."
"Shut up! I told you! I can't stand him! Geez, he's soooo annoying!"
"Well if you love him so much why don't you just marry him?"
"Maybe I will! ...wait, what!?!"
lol. He was so quick to temper and he wanted to win the argument so badly he just flat out agreed to marrying him. xd That is the best thing ever! I love it when people are like that and agree to something humiliating.
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