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 Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:46 am
Welcome one and all to another round of Pick the Petter, America's, Canada's, and Istanbul's nineteenth favorite game show! I'm here as always, your stalwart host, Mr. Happy, and we have two old contestants battling for supremacy! In the blue corner stands Launcher, the co-founder of the fantastic Happy Happy Guild, an amazing man in his own right, and self-proclaimed Signature Synergist! In the other blue corner we have our very own Bessie the Blue Cow of Blueitude. Bessie is our return champion from last week, holder of lots of things. Bessie, what've you got to say to your upstart competition?Bessie II Launcher, I respec' 'n' all, but foo' has got to go. Boy ain't got game, pops. Game know game 'n' you lookin' kinda unfamiliar. I'mma bring the smackdown so hard you--
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:56 pm
Ah Bessie. I appreciate the honor of our contact.
*Pets Bessie*
If only I could muster up all the effor I need for stuff I'm doing.
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Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 11:31 pm
A late night update for cowday for all you night-owls out there who crave only the deepest darkest shades of blue. We've got one popped and locked on the radar fo you today, so prepare thyself for an enjoyable little cowstravaganza! Take it, Bessie.
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II In the wee hours of the night before today becomes tommorow I, the sacred blue cow, have selected the petter.
Bloo bloo. The honor goes to a fairly new member to our family, but one worthy of Cowday. Please give a warm Happyism welcome to this week's petter...
NINTEN2!
Looks like we know one person who just victored over cowdar. Ninten2 should be ready for anything!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:14 am
3nodding
*pets Bessie, then gives her a hug*
What an honor! O=
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:59 am
Good morning! How are you today? *pats Bessie*
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:59 am
*pets Bessie one more time*
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:06 pm
Good afternoon all you blue blue loyalists and welcome to another illustrious Cowday. After I was fired from my part-time job at "Cat Hats™" (The world's premiere cat hat superstore) I realized it was Thursday. Cowday! YAY!
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. This week, when Happy Happy Guild got fired from "Cat Hats™" I couldn't help but think he might end up on the streets, and soon I decided to give this week's Cowday to someone already out on the streets. A hobo of the highest calibre. A hobo of the highest class. A hobo who has adorned his head with a soup catcher, top hat, and a round shard of glass. Our very own veteran cultist, Baughberick! Congrats' Baughb. You have once again earned a place in Cowday history!
Baughb is ready to pet but will I, Happy Happy Guild, be able to get a job as good as the one I had at "Cat Hats™"? Here's to hoping!
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:08 pm
Sadly our dear friend Baughb has been too busy up in Portland for Cowday last week so Bessie has sadly gone unpet. So we move on to a new petter. Who is it you ask? I don't know. Not my job.
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Ah tis a sad time to be without Baughb, but time gives way to succesors. Bloo bloo. This week I have selected one of our newest devotees. SolarBoyMatt! Welcome to Happy Happyism!
Now I do know the answer, and you do too, but if we keep it a secret my friends will think I'm cool.
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:58 am
I feel honored... I think
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:18 pm
Updating a full day late again. Why you ask? I'll tell you the truth. Yesterday I was chloroformed by ninjas. It was BS! Anyhow here's Bessie with the results.
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. Poor HHG. But no matter for I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II! This week despite my tardyness I have selected another new member...
B1u_drgn!
Won't you pet me and gain a slice of enlightenment?
B1u_drgn, your name is hard to type. Come on down!!
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:27 pm
Happy Happy Guild Updating a full day late again. Why you ask? I'll tell you the truth. Yesterday I was chloroformed by ninjas. It was BS! Anyhow here's Bessie with the results.Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Bloo bloo. Poor HHG. But no matter for I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II! This week despite my tardyness I have selected another new member...
B1u_drgn!
Won't you pet me and gain a slice of enlightenment?
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:32 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:47 pm
Happy Happy Guild has a bad track record. He's late again. Happy Happy Guild sorta feels under the weather ever since Teran left... but no moatte. Late or not, Cowday goes on. Yee.
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II Depression is a serious ailment and when your trying to your rent paid like Happy Happy Guild, things can go wrong. Nonetheless, this week, yesterday, I had chosen Anuminus to pet me. Let his name ring out over the countryside before you too are sucked into the red claws of human drama.
Anuminus, don't let the cow get you down! Let the cow raise your spirits. Sadness may not be good but we must experience it to understand true joy. Pet away and let it replace your sorrows with joy.
Yin yangs. Trippy.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:19 am
Ah, Bessie. The years pass by, we all grow older, yet we still keep in touch with each other. Thank you Bessie for the constant support of the blue way.
*Anuminus pet Bessie softly, taking in the moment*
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:41 am
Good morrow fellow cultists! Today is a new day, and a new day is a fun time when that day is Cowday! Do you have what it takes? Take it away oh bluest of sacred cows. Tell us who wins the day!
Sacred Blue Cow Bessie II In a world where the Happy Happy Guild holds Cowday on time...
"Good morrow fellow cultists"
One man is about to get a chance...
"Today is a new day"
To show the world...
"Do you have what it takes?"
What it means...
*crazy montage of quarter second movie clips*
To pet...
*more crazy montage with the word "Cowday" in 3d coming toward the screen*
The Cow!
*title card*
Now that that's done, and I've raised the hype to action movie proportions, I will let you know who got the lead part in this summer action blockbuster. I hope Launcher's got acting talent, because Cowday is all his! Come on down, action hero! Bloo bloo.
Well Launcher, be prepared for explosions this week. The cow is apparently ready for ACTION!
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