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Duke of Drag

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:04 am


Miss Sushii
ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood
Miss Sushii
ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood
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ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood
I bring more from Chemistry! This morning we're all sitting there totally quiet doing the work that was due that day when suddenly Corey shouts out, "p***s!" Everyone in the room turns to him and stares. Jeramy asks, "Why'd you say that?" Curiously of course. Nathan replys, "Cause it's his favorite thing." Made my morning.


Daww.
Today, we were playing soccer at sport (UGH) and the teacher wanted a guy to transfer to the other team. But then Nath says "I can switch instead" anad the guy who was supposed to switch first asked him; "Why did you wanna go on the other team?" and he answers "Because Brandon is on that team... " and he was all cute and shy about it! >w< SO CUTE!


Aw! How cute! Wish the guys at my school were like that. Also! On a side note. One of the boys at our school was talking, his name is Ben so he said, "I'm glad my middle name isn't dover." I'll just let ya'll figure it out.


OMG! My boys made a joke like that too! The uke, Brandon said "Heh, Nath, listen, I'm Ben. Ben Dover biggrin "

And today, in Japanese we played a game and Nath (seme) got hit, and brandon got really pissed and said "Don't hurt my PARTNER"


OMG that is the best. Wish there were guys like that in my school. stare Also! More from the glorious Ben! This is second hand though. OK in Spanish one of the guys Scott if I remember right. Told him. "We should call you Big Ben." My friend Jesica the one who told me all this said "That sounds like aporn star name...That's your new name!"

Let's make this Christmas...


xD BAHA! Brandon said once "Nath is HUGE!" at school and I was like o.o*nosebleed*
They're so cute when they hug too ^.^ 'cause they hug REALLY tight and are like GLUED together, not the dorky sissy kind of hug. It makes me happy.
...a real scream~


rofl.

XDDD
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:25 am


Have you guys seen this commercial?

Well.. the guys in my school, whenever they see their friends in the hall, they'll do that little handshake thing. And every time I see it, I freak out because for just a split second I thing they're going to keep going.. xD;;

Skizzors
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ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:01 pm


This one is from our science teacher. "Are you overcoming?" I rofled at this.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:23 pm


Skizzors
Have you guys seen this commercial?

Well.. the guys in my school, whenever they see their friends in the hall, they'll do that little handshake thing. And every time I see it, I freak out because for just a split second I thing they're going to keep going.. xD;;


XD rofl omg I literally squee'd when i watched this just now! whee

Duke of Drag

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:19 pm


ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood
This one is from our science teacher. "Are you overcoming?" I rofled at this.
'

Let's make this Christmas...

Mweh heh heh. I lol'd at that...
...a real scream~
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:22 pm


The only quotes I can remember at the moment are from the Darren Shan Saga, but I'll try and find some more.

The Cirque du Freak

'"No!" Steve screamed. "I won't forget!" He stumbled to his feet and pointed a shaking finger at the tall, ugly vampire. "I'll get you for this," he promised. "I don't care how long it takes. One day, Vur Horston, I'll track you down and kill you for rejecting me!"

"I'm not evil!" Steve shouted, and shoved me back on the bed and leapt on my chest. "Take the back!"

There are more, but I can't find them at the moment.

The Tunnels of Blood

"Calm down," said Evra eventually. "You look great. I'm half tempted to go out with you myself."
"Shut up, stupid," I snorted, but couldn't help grinning.


I'm sure there are much more, but my mum (a primary school teacher, don't you feel sorry for me? crying ) - being naive and stupid - let pupils in the class she taught borrow the books. It isn't exactly surprising that half of the series is now missing.

Loads of people have posted stuff the guys at their schools have said, so I'll have to add a few things some of the boys in my year have said...

Okay, so me and my friend - Vicky - were in food tech on Wednesday this week (I hate it, I can't cook anything besides toast...) and these two boys in our class, Robbie and his 'friend' Paul, who sit at the table next to ours, were messing around with my rubber. They were throwing it into the bin next to the teacher's desk (who hardly ever sits there and just randomly walks around the class reading out people's work...) taking out, and throwing it in again. Robbie walked away from the desk, to go around asking everyone, individually, if they had a ruler he could borrow for maths, which we had next.
Paul decided it would be a brilliantly good idea to throw my rubber at the back of Robbie's head as he walked away, and, as soon as he did this, Robbie promptly threw it back at his behind.
Robbie asked me if I wanted my rubber back, and I said he could have it, considering where it had been...
A few minute's later Robbie attacked the no-longer-my-rubber with a pair of scissors, and Paul screamed at him in a girly voice.
"What are you doing to my baby!"
"It's mine!" Robbie shouted back at him. Me and Vicky just looked at each other and burst out laughing.

In the next lesson, maths, I have to sit next to this girl I can't stand, called Abbie, who is obsessed with Doctor Who, sharks and films like Happy Feet. She brings in these stupid pens that make random noises and light up. Anyway, moving on, I was sat behind Robbie and Paul. Paul was singing his 'beans on toast' song over and over again. Which goes like this:

Beans on toast!
Beans on toast!
Beans on toast, with your Sunday roast!


Robbie put his arm on the back the back of Paul's chair, said something in his ear and Paul blushed crimson, hit Robbie and shut up completely. Abbie couldn't understand why I was laughing...

About a month ago I was in technology, and we were all sat around the board at the front of the class. Robbie was sat behind Paul and was poking him with his pen.
Paul turned around and said to Robbie "Stop it, your hurting me!" And Robbie just smiled and said.
"Stop squirming or I will hurt you."

I think that's enoguh for now, as it's twenty-past eleven, and my mum's telling me to go to sleep.

Honourable123


ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:42 pm


Mayor Spoon
The only quotes I can remember at the moment are from the Darren Shan Saga, but I'll try and find some more.

The Cirque du Freak

'"No!" Steve screamed. "I won't forget!" He stumbled to his feet and pointed a shaking finger at the tall, ugly vampire. "I'll get you for this," he promised. "I don't care how long it takes. One day, Vur Horston, I'll track you down and kill you for rejecting me!"

"I'm not evil!" Steve shouted, and shoved me back on the bed and leapt on my chest. "Take the back!"

There are more, but I can't find them at the moment.

The Tunnels of Blood

"Calm down," said Evra eventually. "You look great. I'm half tempted to go out with you myself."
"Shut up, stupid," I snorted, but couldn't help grinning.


I'm sure there are much more, but my mum (a primary school teacher, don't you feel sorry for me? crying ) - being naive and stupid - let pupils in the class she taught borrow the books. It isn't exactly surprising that half of the series is now missing.

Loads of people have posted stuff the guys at their schools have said, so I'll have to add a few things some of the boys in my year have said...

Okay, so me and my friend - Vicky - were in food tech on Wednesday this week (I hate it, I can't cook anything besides toast...) and these two boys in our class, Robbie and his 'friend' Paul, who sit at the table next to ours, were messing around with my rubber. They were throwing it into the bin next to the teacher's desk (who hardly ever sits there and just randomly walks around the class reading out people's work...) taking out, and throwing it in again. Robbie walked away from the desk, to go around asking everyone, individually, if they had a ruler he could borrow for maths, which we had next.
Paul decided it would be a brilliantly good idea to throw my rubber at the back of Robbie's head as he walked away, and, as soon as he did this, Robbie promptly threw it back at his behind.
Robbie asked me if I wanted my rubber back, and I said he could have it, considering where it had been...
A few minute's later Robbie attacked the no-longer-my-rubber with a pair of scissors, and Paul screamed at him in a girly voice.
"What are you doing to my baby!"
"It's mine!" Robbie shouted back at him. Me and Vicky just looked at each other and burst out laughing.

In the next lesson, maths, I have to sit next to this girl I can't stand, called Abbie, who is obsessed with Doctor Who, sharks and films like Happy Feet. She brings in these stupid pens that make random noises and light up. Anyway, moving on, I was sat behind Robbie and Paul. Paul was singing his 'beans on toast' song over and over again. Which goes like this:

Beans on toast!
Beans on toast!
Beans on toast, with your Sunday roast!


Robbie put his arm on the back the back of Paul's chair, said something in his ear and Paul blushed crimson, hit Robbie and shut up completely. Abbie couldn't understand why I was laughing...

About a month ago I was in technology, and we were all sat around the board at the front of the class. Robbie was sat behind Paul and was poking him with his pen.
Paul turned around and said to Robbie "Stop it, your hurting me!" And Robbie just smiled and said.
"Stop squirming or I will hurt you."

I think that's enoguh for now, as it's twenty-past eleven, and my mum's telling me to go to sleep.


You have Cirque du Freak quotes! You are the greatest! Oh, man Robbie and Paul sound like a hoot. ^___^
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:34 pm


Let's make this Christmas...

whee Kyaaa~
Robbie and Paul sound AWESOME!
Why can't MY boys do things like that? ;_; They're both leaving for TAFE next year so they won't be at school with me!
...a real scream~

User_2629207


Honourable123

PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 5:18 am


Miss Sushii
Let's make this Christmas...

whee Kyaaa~
Robbie and Paul sound AWESOME!
Why can't MY boys do things like that? ;_; They're both leaving for TAFE next year so they won't be at school with me!
...a real scream~


ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood

Oh, man Robbie and Paul sound like a hoot. ^___^


They're really funny in music, but not really 'suggestive'. Apart from the time Robbie decided to strap Paul to his chair with cellotape... It took them ten minutes to get him out again, so they could record what they'd written. Vicky was gonna get them red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple (rainbow! xd ) rolls of duct tape, but she couldn't find any. sad Oh, and they have to go into the practise rooms (really tiny rooms barely big enough to fit two people and a keyboard) nearly every lesson to practise in quiet.
I don't know what I'll do next year, I'll have hardly any lessons with my form. I'm choosing which subjects I want for GCSE in March. gonk I have no idea what I'm going to pick... crying
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:35 pm


Okay what I am about to type is something that people MAY and WILL take offense too so I APOLOGISE AHEAD OF TIME! Now then. We were in History today and sense we took our final we were just sitting around and Jess says, "You know what? We need to make up some more of those sayings 'I love you like a fat kid loves cake!'." So Melissa turns around and says, "I've got one! I love you like a Catholic priest loves little boys!"

We all laughed SO hard. Again I'm sorry if/does offend anyone.

ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 12:25 am


ChaoticAngelofElvenBlood
Okay what I am about to type is something that people MAY and WILL take offense too so I APOLOGISE AHEAD OF TIME! Now then. We were in History today and sense we took our final we were just sitting around and Jess says, "You know what? We need to make up some more of those sayings 'I love you like a fat kid loves cake!'." So Melissa turns around and says, "I've got one! I love you like a Catholic priest loves little boys!"

We all laughed SO hard. Again I'm sorry if/does offend anyone.
Let's make this Christmas...


xD <333 EPIC WIN.
...a real scream~
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:56 pm


Miss Sushii: Rulin' ya universes...

OMG! I have a new one!
My friends Ash and Zander were boogieboarding, and somehow ash ended up landing on Zander (he almost drowned, heh.)
And when they told me about what happened, Zander says; "No I'm serious! She just came all over me!"
Then there was a moment of silence, my mind processing what had just been said.
Then I laughed. I laughed lots.
They didn't get it though... >.>
...since 1992.

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Lady Gyrfalcon
Crew

Dapper Ghost

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:03 pm


Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney... Edgeworth's lines are ridiculous/absolute win/haha too much.

I mean, "Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... Feelings." :'D Ohoho.
And Gumshoe tells you that after the Turnabout Samurai case he was going around saying "Wright, Wright, Wright." O.o
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:54 pm


Lady Gyrfalcon
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attourney... Edgeworth's lines are ridiculous/absolute win/haha too much.

I mean, "Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... Feelings." :'D Ohoho.
And Gumshoe tells you that after the Turnabout Samurai case he was going around saying "Wright, Wright, Wright." O.o
Miss Sushii: Rulin' ya universes...


Ee! REALLY!? >w< YAY!
I bought it a while ago and I'm on the samurai case at the moment... my buddy Zander has it though >.>
...since 1992.

User_2629207


Usagi Akumu

PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 9:10 pm


**the greatest thread ever created**

Me and my friends Jess, Zack, and Lee jk around alot.
A couple of weeks ago Lee had to go sit at a diffrent table on the opposite side of the cafeteria at lunch in my school. Why I dont remember sweatdrop .
Zack kept naming random people and asking us if we would sleep with them. So me and Jess asked him if he would rather screw Lee or this guy named John, aslong as we promised not to tell either of them what he answered. So Zack goes "well of course John because Lee would over power me!" So im like "oh so you dont like being uke?????"
Me and Jess ended up falling out of our chairs laughing, and now whenever we talk to zack we start out sentances with, "He would over power you" or "Watsup Mr. Uke-man"
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