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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:23 pm
*glares and spits more seeds*
Well!!! If you had not forgotten to water me I would not have needed to try to eat you to quench my thirst!!!
*Folds leaves as someone would cross their arms and gives a displeased bounce of its pot*
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Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:39 pm
it drools, stinks and has got bad manners and needs to be punished... so i tossed it out with last years xmas tree... :::snickers evilly:::
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:15 pm
she was always snickering in an evil way and I started to get a little scared about what she was up to 3nodding 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:27 pm
He thought he could ignite the fire of desire with that little flame of his. pffftttt As if!
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:52 pm
Reve Casse He thought he could ignite the fire of desire with that little flame of his. pffftttt As if! she said she loved to light a smoke after having sex but she was always smoking..took me a while but I finally did the math crying crying
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:54 pm
*With leaves over snout*
Smelled funny! And would not let me eat the donkey!
*Starts whimpering*
Sooo hungry... need sustenance.
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Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:46 pm
Get this, 1st ur teased w/ the pie, so u try 2 eat it, then u get bit!!! No way can this go on!!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:35 am
*spits seeds at Nashoba and shakes leaves viciously*
MY PIE!!! It keeps my soil from freezing this time of year!
*Jabs leafy stem in Nashob'a direction*
He tried to eat my warmth!!!
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:46 am
frankly, i don't know what i should do w/ a gluttonous plant...mabye i'll just burn it later? twisted
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:52 am
She loved the pets more than she did me
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:58 am
purple wolf hair all over my white carpet...broke my vacuum cleaner
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:02 am
I was allergic to her flowers but that didn't stop her from putting them in our bed anyways
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:26 pm
She kept saying THAT wolf of hers had to go out at nite to do his business. Then gave me the BS that he was wanting to prowl for hours. Yah...right.......she was the one on the prowl doing business!! rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 4:44 pm
That pyrotechnical halo kept setting the place on fire. My bed went up. wahmbulance
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:50 am
Oh gawd, her heels, might be smexy but jeez she keep poking my eye's!!! Does anyone know a good optometrist??? eek
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