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 Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:36 pm
I did, I also sugested koogers are good hedge cutters. *Pull out a full grown kooger, growling viciosly and wildly and clawing at everything; duck taped to a large stick* Alamoria, want to pet him he's "somewhat" friendly. *Points it at Alamoria, and lets it go*
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:27 pm
(That's 'cougar', dear cousin.)
Reflexively, Blade throws a loaf of bread at the charging cougar. The cougar attacks it viciously, cutting the loaf into perfect sandwich slices. Satisfied, the cougar sits down and starts cleaning itself with its tongue.
"That was... surprisingly effective."
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:44 am
Target practice! heart heart heart heart
*pulls out his tranq gun and starts firing wildly hitting every and the cougar*
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:42 pm
Pulls tranquilizer dart from arm. "Well that's-" flops to the floor, fast asleep.
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:23 pm
Oh wait, that's not a couger, it's the Nemean Lion! *The lion's mane comes undone, and it gets pissed at Alamoria for the gun shots and attacks him*
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:23 pm
Holy crap, there are three people in the guild at one time!
Holy crap! We're one post away from 5000 in this thread!
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:26 pm
You mean 0, yay i made the 5000 post!!!!! 4laugh
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:28 pm
"Oh... That's right, I've been tranquilized." Flops back to the ground. Snores.
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:44 am
*shoots everyone a few more times* mad
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:47 pm
HAHAHA!!!!! Foolish Alamoria, the Nemean Lion's skink is impenitrable, tranquilizers cannot defeat the beast!!!!!!! *The lion jumps on Alimoria, and continues to rip of his face*
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:52 pm
Black Vine HAHAHA!!!!! Foolish Alamoria, the Nemean Lion's skink is impenitrable, bullets cannot eradicate the beast!!!!!!! *The lion jumps on Alimoria, and continues to rip of his face* ((It's a tranquilizer gun, dear cousin. Darts, not bullets.))
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:49 am
*a clear glass orb appears in his hand as he shoves it into the lions mouth* Good lion. If you're not gonna pass out intravenously, you can do it orally.
*the lion passes out a few seconds later*
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:29 pm
ZZzzzzZZZZZZzzz *Dreams of electric sheep*
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:13 pm
I take the orb out of it's mouth, and it walks off.
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:19 pm
Black Vine I take the orb out of it's mouth, and it walks off. Blade grabs Vine by the leg, a reflex during sleep. "Five more minutes, mom." Vine yelps and stumbles, letting the orb slip from his hand. The Nemean Lion turns in surprise at Vine's yelp, just in time for the orb fly into its mouth.
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