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 Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:54 pm
Granted, but the potato is evil and tries to kill you. (don't ask how)
I wish that I could teleport
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Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:24 pm
Granted. But each time you do, you have to loose a body part.
I wish my Boyfriend was back home.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:00 pm
Granted, but your boyfriend decides to move, minutes after arriving.
I wish that I had friends cry
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:46 pm
granted, but as it turns out, they are nothing but 3 goats in a trench jacket
i wish it would rain
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Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:10 pm
granted, but it rains so much that it drowns everybody (except aquaman, but who cares about him?)
i wish for the ability to read minds
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Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 12:38 am
*granted, but as it turns out, everybody has the mind capacity of a tomatoe...
i wish for the rain to stop >.>
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:41 pm
Granted, it starts to hail instead
I wish for a better attention span
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:10 am
Granted, your attention span has incresed by 0.000000000000000000010%.
I wish I was Richard, the Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, Mayor of a Little Village Up the Coast, Mistress of Lava, and Lord of Dance.
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:45 am
Granted, but no one ever remembers your full title so they just call you "Rich the Uppity".
I wish I had more time to do things I want to do.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:37 pm
Granted, but when yo do the things you want to do, they never turn out the way you want them to.
I wish I had a can opener...
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 8:38 am
Granted, but it only works on "Whoop a**" and you eventually get arrested for opening said can.
I wish that all of the loud things didn't happen right outside my window while I'm trying to sleep.
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