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 Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:19 pm
*Busts through the front double doors, brandishing the remote control* I found it! It was in a couch at TTTWND, along with the keys to all 17 of my expensive cars!
*Brushes past cobalt on his way to the bar.* Hallelujah!
*Stops in his tracks, then turns around* And who might this be?
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:24 pm
Oh noes it's the the SOAP! (Some Organization Against Pot)
*runs for the door*
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:28 pm
C08a1t Oh noes it's the the SOAP! (Some Organization Against Pot) *runs for the door* *presses a button on the remote, and doors slam closed, followed by a set of iron bars, then chains, a second iron door slams down in front of it from the ceiling, followed by two giant spinning saws darting along the door's surface.* Not so fast! I HAVE THE REMOTE! *Brandishes the remote above his head, surreptitiously pressing a button that causes dramatic lighting to shine above and the camera to pan at a dramatic angle.*
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:30 pm
aaaah! *looks at spontaneous bag in pocket* I knew you well... crying
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:32 pm
*Throws a bar of soap at him* You are running because you haven't taken a bath in days! That MUST be why you yelled "SOAP". Go take a bath in our enormous, concubine filled jacuzzi!
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:34 pm
*trips over a bug and falls into tub*
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:54 pm
*Tries to open the side door* Ah son of a whore! I can't take this rhyming no more! I mean it's really becomming a bore! You know, it's the sort of thing you just can't ignore. It just burrows into your core.
*By the time he was done he laid flat on the floor*
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:03 am
*gets up from the tub*
wow....little rhymes much chaos?
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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:46 pm
Yup, yup....I'm good, just had to get that out of my system. xp
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:39 am
haha nice.
*slips on the bar of soap and falls back into the tub*
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Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:16 pm
You really try to get in the tub in ways that don't cause you to actually step into it, don't you? xd
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:31 am
woah...you just lost me there..
*rolls out of the tub and into the wall.
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:14 pm
eek Our new wall! One comment about you slipping into a tub and you roll through the wall!
....That's just crazy enough to work! surprised
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:40 pm
well, you made the wall out of jelly i see....very squishy.
*pokes wall continually*
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:53 pm
Chaos old bean! I found the remote! I don't know if you saw the post, but it was in the TTTWND couch! Along with some entire loaves of bread, formed from the conglomeration of crumbs into organized societies.
*Indicates to the wall where there are three bronzed loaves of bread and a Nobel Prize* I got the prize for my practical application of anti-entropy "A Million Monkeys on Typewriters" theory in a closed space. I figured if I was going to run dangerous, physics-breaking experiments, I might as well do it where there aren't many people.
*Tosses Chaos the remote* Anyway, I figure you might what that.
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