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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:11 pm
Granted, but you have to do more cleaning and you give your room up to your brother. I wish I could go to Japan.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:17 pm
Granted, but on your way to Japan your plane crashes and you are now stuck on a deserted island by yourself.
I wish my brothers would start helping me clean the house more often.
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:27 pm
Granted. But now they can't stop cleaning. They are mindless cleaning zombies. They think that everything in existence is dirty and destroy everything including humans. Now the world no longer exists.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:14 am
Granted. Your head gets cut off. Yikes.
I wish government wasn't so confusing.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:24 am
Granted, but now anarchy has taken over the world and it's every-man-for-himself.
I wish I had a hippopatamus for Christmas.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:01 am
Granted! But it is a corpse and its putrid stench fills your whole house.
I wish I could control time.
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:54 pm
Granted, but now you've made a huge blunder and caused time and space to be nonexistant, thus ending the world.
I wish fairy tales didn't end in "happily ever after".
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 9:01 am
Granted, but now they end in the bland words, "The End."
I wish my friends were here.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:29 pm
Granted! Your friends are now with you....in spirit.
I wish the world wasn't corrupted.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:07 am
Granted! corruption in the world no longer exists because the world is no more! XD
I wish I was a ninja! ninja
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:30 am
Granted! You are now Entity-Chan, the great ninja of death! ninja
I wish I didn't have school.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:40 pm
Granted. Your school has been shut down. So, your parents decide to send you to military school. Have fun!
I wish I has some Coco Puffs cereal.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:02 pm
Granted! Coco Puffs cereal appears before your eyes, but you get food poisoned and are rushed to the hospital where they pump your stomach.
I wish I never procrastinate.
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:38 pm
Granted! Now you're a perfectionistic workaholic who hardly ever stops working! Don't you feel great! (wish I didn't procrastinate either...)
I wish people knew the truth.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:01 am
Granted!! Now everyone knows that you have a weird obsession over duck-patterned boxers! yes, the truth has set you free!
lol i dunno the first thing that came to mind were duckies... ^_^;
I wish stereotypes did not exist.
(lol Kax can I add ya as a friend? you're funny!!)
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