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 Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 3:32 pm
crying I'm so sorry, dear Bessie II. Here, I've brought you a new blue salt lick, a fresh change of bedding, a rack full of blue clover and some blue mash. I'll just scratch you around the horn bumps while you're eating and later on curry you. 3nodding
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Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 1:18 pm
*stops by one more time before her petting rights are up*
*climbs up the pasture fence and reaches over to pet Bessie II on her warmed-in-the-sun back*
She feels so knobby and nice! biggrin
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Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 10:04 pm
Hear ye! Hear Ye! Bessie II cometh! Let the cowday commence!
Bessie II (The most sacred and most blue cow ever*): Blue, Blue I am a sacred cow for the masses.
I have choosen Launcher who may pet me after I have finished my grasses.
Bessie II has spoken and her word is law. Let it be known to all that Launcher is the petter for this week. Rejoice and be merry until next week!
*Most sacred not guaranteed
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Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:42 am
Ah. Cowday. I may have been away for half the week due to some internet issues but I am here to complete my honorable task. Bessie I shall now pet you.
*Brushes Bessie softly behind the ears*
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Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 10:35 am
Hey all you cool cows and cultists out there in daddio-land. I've got a hip beat for you today. Cowday rolls in like a sand crab with a beret.
Coffee shop beat poetry brinds out darky bespectacled cow upon you...Bessie II *hits a congo drum*
Space...
The world outside the worldwhose face is unrecognizable by man.
*hits a congo drum*
The cosmos isn't black...
It's just dark dark blue.
*hits a congo drum*
Out in the cold air of that blue is the safest planet of all.
SaferSaturnX harnesses the deep blue of infinity and all must heed him.
He is this week's petter...
*hits a congo drum*
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Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 3:33 pm
Today, I am more than just a blue cultist. Today I have been given the chance to be more than what I was the day before. Today I get to pet the cow!
*pets Bessie II softly*
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 9:09 pm
Cowday has come again. It seems the faith needs a booster shot, more on that at 11. Currently though Bessie is anouncing the petter. Take it home cow girl!
Bessie II Blue blue. This week after witnessing some rebellion in the ranks I have selected Ani.
Ani, you are a victorious piece of incredible awesomik. Your soft touch inspires my poetic lifestyle.
Ani, the cow is ready for you, but are you ready for the cow?!
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 9:46 am
*arrives red cheeked from the lovely morning crisp air*
*she's been out visiting other nonhuman friends on the patio - the squirrel, the chickadees, the tohees...*
Bessie! *pets Bessies's forlock* I'm taking you our to the pasture where the blue clover is in bloom. Smell the sweetness of the clover blooms and listen to all the bees making their rounds from clover blossom to clover blossom. *pats Bessies back and she walks with Bessie - Bessie stops and Ani leans up against her one arm over her back and gives Bessie a hug and then she heads back to the barn and to ... what ever it is that she's going to do today confused
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 11:15 am
*pulls out a bale of hay for Bessie and puts it in her stall*
Bessie II it's time for some currying (fancy name for brushing).
*rubs Bessie all over with her brush and pats her before leaving the land of BLUE.*
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 3:30 pm
*pops in to pet Bessie II*
*pops out again*
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Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:02 pm
It seems that the guild is currently in a bit of a drought, but cowday shall go on despite participation levels! Who's on deck, Bessie?
BessieII I am the sacred blue cow Bessie II and I would like to start by acknowledging Animahler for provinding the best cowday care a happyist could ask for. It was a luxury to spend time with you this week, Ani. You are now officially the most blue, most superb cow petter in guild history.
As for this week's chosen one, the title goes to Talon. May you aspire to be filled with as much kindness as your predecessor.
Well Talon, you're up to the plate so swing the imaginary bat (and not a real one) and receive your petting. Congrats!
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Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:58 pm
*hangs around to see if Talon comes in*
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:34 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:33 am
And Talon's off the hook! Who's next? eek
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:50 pm
Sorry kids, but cowday is being put on hold. Why? Well there are a few reasons.
1. Low attendance. There have been about 3 members vying for cowday lately. Not high enough.
2. Our guild leader in understaffed (See: NO STAFF) and needs to hire some staff to cover his a** when he can't organize the petting ritual.
3. Our leader needs to plan some kind of event to boost guild spirits.
Thems the brakes.
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