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 Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:37 am
A hilarious pic by reapersun titled "Not what it looks like..." -kukukuku-  I was watching Queer As Folk one day (the episode where Justin goes to Vanguard in order to get Brian back) and I couldn't help but pick up on these suggestive lines: Justin: ...I...understand why it is you wanted me...and I know what I can expect from you. Brian: You also understand, that, you'll be required to work, long...hard hours, sometimes...deep into the night. Justin: -Sighs- It'll be a pleasure to work under you...sir. rofl Typical Brain and Justin.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:06 pm
I know this one isn't much of a suggestive line its more of an innuendo...but everytime I read The TellTale Heart....I can't help but think of yaoi. (only in this part though..)
"Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him. And every night about midnight I turned the latch of his door and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my head, I put in a dark lantern all closed, closed so that no light shone out, and then I thrust in my head. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the old man's sleep. It took me an hour to place my whole head within the opening so far that I could see him as he lay upon his bed."
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:44 pm
-Capn Tranny- I know this one isn't much of a suggestive line its more of an innuendo...but everytime I read The TellTale Heart....I can't help but think of yaoi. (only in this part though..) "Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him. And every night about midnight I turned the latch of his door and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my head, I put in a dark lantern all closed, closed so that no light shone out, and then I thrust in my head. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the old man's sleep. It took me an hour to place my whole head within the opening so far that I could see him as he lay upon his bed." Darn it! If you hadn't mentioned it, I wouldn't have gotten weird thoughts in my head while I was reading it. xp
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:30 pm
-Capn Tranny- I know this one isn't much of a suggestive line its more of an innuendo...but everytime I read The TellTale Heart....I can't help but think of yaoi. (only in this part though..) ..oh dear god. xd
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:06 pm
Mika_Clari -Capn Tranny- I know this one isn't much of a suggestive line its more of an innuendo...but everytime I read The TellTale Heart....I can't help but think of yaoi. (only in this part though..) "Now this is the point. You fancy me mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely I proceeded -- with what caution -- with what foresight, with what dissimulation, I went to work! I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him. And every night about midnight I turned the latch of his door and opened it oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening sufficient for my head, I put in a dark lantern all closed, closed so that no light shone out, and then I thrust in my head. Oh, you would have laughed to see how cunningly I thrust it in! I moved it slowly, very, very slowly, so that I might not disturb the old man's sleep. It took me an hour to place my whole head within the opening so far that I could see him as he lay upon his bed." Darn it! If you hadn't mentioned it, I wouldn't have gotten weird thoughts in my head while I was reading it. xp XD sowwiez....
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:28 pm
Animamundi:
Mikhail: You're the only one who could stick a sword in him. (To Georik, talking about Bruno)
stare Wasn't that one obvious?
Also, I was just watching this battle scene from FFACVII, where Cloud said "Stay where you belong. In my memory." If I didn't see the rest of that, I would have assumed it was yaoi.
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:12 pm
I know they're pictures, but I think they're pretty suggestive:
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:04 pm
Okay I was watching The Santa Clause with my friend and my ears hone in on this line.
"My wennie wistle!"
Okay...how can that not be suggestive?
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:46 am
Alright so in math class when everyone's packing up and getting ready to go, I hear my teacher yell, "Glenn! Stop touching Phillip right now!" and I have that same ******** look on my face that my friends do. Then I just shrug it off and finish pulling my backpack on and she yells yet again, "Phillip and Glenn, stop touching each other right this instant! It's highly inappropriate!" and now I'm wondering just what the ******** those two are doing but I don't bother to turn around. I mean honestly, can she say that any more suggestively? They were probably wrestling or something and my teacher made it sound like they were groping each other. It was ******** hilarious though.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:17 am
From Slam Dunk:
Kiyota: The only one I want to beat is Rukawa. No one else.
Sakuragi: He's mine.
This can only be understood if you have a skewed point-of-view...like me. lol
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:13 pm
Back at good old pre-choir hangout...
Simon: Damn, it's good to be on holidays.
Sam: I have so much more time to do stuff, like watch ani...
Simon: ...Like have sex with me?
Of course, Sam had to go ruin my voyeuristic fun by suggesting he and I commit twin-cest instead.
...To clarify, us being twins is not a biological fact... it's just something we say to confuse people, being rather similar-looking. We're not related...
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:42 pm
Prince of Oath Alright so in math class when everyone's packing up and getting ready to go, I hear my teacher yell, "Glenn! Stop touching Phillip right now!" and I have that same ******** look on my face that my friends do. Then I just shrug it off and finish pulling my backpack on and she yells yet again, "Phillip and Glenn, stop touching each other right this instant! It's highly inappropriate!" and now I'm wondering just what the ******** those two are doing but I don't bother to turn around. I mean honestly, can she say that any more suggestively? They were probably wrestling or something and my teacher made it sound like they were groping each other. It was ******** hilarious though.
Where are the cameras when you need them... *sigh*
Today at school, two (very annoying) guys were wrestling, while sitting down (next to me D; ) And one of them had the other in a headlock in his lap... from behind, it looked REALLY suggestive, so our school co-ordinator came to ask what they were doing xD It was so funny. He ended up just staring and said "I'm just gonna leave."
And then there's a guy who came and talked to us a bit, and he said "I was kept back alone in music class with Mr.Hardy (yes, that's his name.) and he made me do things I didn't want to!"
I laughed til I cried.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:56 pm
@Miss Sushii - Turning around would've been pointless. Really, you see guys tussle all the time. And man that just made my night. Mr. Hardy? That's ******** gold.
Lunch was fun today. I was sitting against the fence around the tennis courts reading a book. Then after a while, my buddy John appears and decides to hang out with me. And I'm just sitting there reading my book while people come and go. I can only concentrate on my book so much with John talking to me, y'know?
Then Cecilia magically appears and John already sat down next to me, leaning against the fence like I am and hands around his knees. Cecilia decides to comment on the way he was sitting, it being rather girly and all. Apparently his manly pride got offended and I couldn't help but snicker at how quickly he stood up. He didn't bother to sit down again for the rest of the lunch period and Cecilia already hopped off to join her other friends.
Anyhow, Jesse comes along and makes some stupid remark (like he does everyday) and I just try to concentrate on my book. But he keeps going at it so I say, "Shut up, f*****t." gritted teeth and all.
And oh boy, he decides to say, "Why'd you call me a f*****t?"
I want to roll my eyes at him but I don't and keep my eyes on my book. So I reply, "Because I can and you are."
Then Jesse says something else but all I managed to catch was, "Well okay, I might be. But that's not the point!"
And oh man, I thought my ears were full of something because he did /not/ just say that. Then again, every other thing is a gay joke with Jesse. I just settle for glancing at him for a few seconds then I return back to my book and occasionally talk to John every few paragraphs.
Funny day that was. Well... except for math. That was depressing. But s**t happens and you have to move on with life.
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