"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Daypaw]

I told you, if you want to knife some tires it is best to target a car that is not your own.

I'm calling from jail because my blanket has a hole in it.  

[Shujitsun]

I told you a fort made of blankets wasn't going to keep the police out.

I'm calling from jail because I slipped.  

[Daypaw]

I told you to stay out of the polar bear exhibit- all the ice and bears can't be good for your health.

I'm calling from jail because I giggled at an inappropriate text message.  

[SetsunaEternal]

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - you don't laugh when someone asks to "see the stiff" at a wake.


I'm calling from jail because apparently "all you can eat" is only a suggestion.  

[Cognitohazard]

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I told you that you couldn't eat the waitress!

I'm calling from jail because I asked how much was the doggie in the window.
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[Daypaw]

I told you that the shop owner would probably frown upon you assuming that it was free even after he answered you.

I'm calling from jail because I broke a nail.  

[Kommissar Plankton]

OMG girl! I had told you that them nails could get broke! You killed someone on accident?

I'm calling from Jail because I may or may not have a monopoly over the peanut butter industry.  

[Daypaw]

I told you, beating store clerks over the head with board games to steal things to make sandwiches with is not appropriate behavior.

I'm calling from jail because I broke in to use the phone.  

[Tera Windstar]

I told you the Bank was not the place to use the phone.

I'm calling from jail because the chicken crossed the road.  

[Tera Windstar]

Tera Windstar

I told you the Bank was not the place to use the phone.

I'm calling from jail because the chicken crossed the road.

 

[Daypaw]

I told you not to staple the chicken to a moving car.

I'm calling from jail because I won the race.  

[Cognitohazard]

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I told you not to enter the race to jail!

I'm calling from jail because I stole someone's umbrella.
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[Waterkin]

I warned you about Mycroft and what that umbrella can do!

I'm calling from Jail because I made a Sherlock reference blaugh

Eternal Rebellion

 

[Daypaw]

I told you that other fandoms are picky and defensive.

I'm calling from jail because I stole the reply before Eternal could get here ;D  

[Shujitsun]

I told you Eternal wouldn't be too happy about that.

I'm calling from jail because I dropped my keys.