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 Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:55 am
Granted, but people now think you are chronically insane as you constantly say, "I see dead people." Soon afterwards, they send you into a psychiatric ward where you forever see the "dead people" and are continually haunted by them.
I wish our parents understood the youth better.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:01 am
Granted! However, parents everywhere become little children, it's an epidemic and soon everyone becomes younger and younger until they no longer exist.
I wish my brothers were less annoying...
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:58 am
Granted, now you have sisters.
I wish anime was real.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:51 pm
Granted now the world is 2 dimensional, there is no up or down everything is flat and maniacs with swords rule the world!! ^_^
I wish ducks were blue.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:57 pm
Granted, but you also turn blue.
I wish cookies had free drinks with them.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:52 am
Granted. But now the cookies are all soggy and taste funny mrgreen
I wish the moon was made of marshmallows.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:57 am
Granted. But the moon eventually melts because of the sun's rays and now there is no moon to shine upon the earth.
I wish everyone had a special power of their own.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:01 am
Granted. Yours is double-jointedness.
I wish relationships didn't take so much work.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:06 pm
granted. but now they're meaningless
i wish my stuff was already packed and ready to go
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:21 pm
Granted, but your stuff gets burned in a fire.
I wish I was sexy ^_^
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:05 pm
Granted. You are sexy. Sadly, the people you attract are the scary, creepy *****. And you can never be in the crowd without getting groped too.
I wish I could do cool stunts.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:11 am
Granted, but you break almost all the bones in your body.
I wish I didn't have to move.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:23 am
Granted. You're a rock.
I wish my back wasn't hurting anymore.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 5:57 am
Granted. Now you are dead. You feel no pain~
hmmm i wish real money grew on trees.
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:17 am
Granted, but the trees are destroyed by pollution or are cut down to make paper and furniture.
I wish I had a bigger room.
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