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 Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:16 pm
that tail was so confusing in the dark especially since we have a cat sweatdrop sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:29 pm
Him and his damn sports! Never any time for his woman! I got tired of never having my needs met!! mad
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:49 pm
Oh gawd that headstone of hers, really got cold being next 2 that...
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:30 am
Between the gargoyle and his bat, he just didn't have room for me anymore.
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:17 pm
all she ever did was cry about the mess... "you dripped blood here and here and never clean it up".... and complain about the bones... she never once saw the bigger picture... or the dungeon...
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:02 am
He tried to penetrate me useing a different kind of blade
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:52 pm
her little pet dragon kept hovering above us when we did it and I never trusted the look in it's eyes
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 7:38 pm
-growls and backs away and using one claw points at him- HE THOUGHT I WAS BACKED UP!!!
-whimpers and then growls backing away with tail between legs- BLOOD NOT PLUMBING!!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:31 pm
he kept eatin all the fish in my tank and replacing them was getting too expensive
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:57 pm
He got too kinky for my liking. His fantasy of playing Mr Plumber with real tools scared me! eek
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Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:11 am
she liked to have sex in weird places which was cool at first but then she kept wanting to do it in the cemetery every night which seemed a little scary
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:11 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 7:34 pm
It once was a face I could love, now it's laundry everyday to get that face paint off the pillow cases! It is face paint, right?! ninja
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 8:08 am
She tried to take Mr. Panda away from me
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Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:57 am
she wouldn't take that face paint off and she wanted me to start wearing some too, our pictures looked like posters for a wrestling match sweatdrop
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